As I have stated before I will be bringing my Travel Trailer. In a desperate spot I could put a single bike in the trailer as long as it was not massive. I will also have room for at least 2 other people if anyone wants to ride in the cab of my pickup.
Infatuated? no.
Disgusted by? Yes.
I work under the impression that every time someone mentions male genitalia, it must mean they are compensating for a small penis.