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In this guys defense, he said he made it both times. Re-read the first post... As far as the pic, I think it is nice PS skill, but an ugly creation. smile.gif
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Here are a few more ideas: 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around') 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6). 9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles. 11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast. 12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary). 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!" 15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys). 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive. 17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store. 18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice. 19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them. 20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave." 26. Climb things. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs". 30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover." 31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them. 32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men. 33. Take bets on the battle from above. 34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care. 36. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies." 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: Marco Polo. 43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing. 46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'. 47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out. 49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
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Anyone have any good recommendations for vacuum cleaners? I would like to get one for my mom It seems like she needs a new one every other year, so longevity and reliability are preferred. This is on a budget (under $400 or so) so no Kirbys or Rainbows!
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search ebay for "playboy patch" Buy iron on patches of your color choice and size, then iron them onto the cheap floormats you bought at autozone. example: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=29257&item=6938115111&rd=1
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Arenacross is OK, since its so close and pretty cheap, but you guys want to see a real Motocross race, go to Mt. Morris, PA. (High Point) graemlins/thumb.gif Its quite the party at night too. (used to be.. every year the place goes more downhill.)
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sent you a PM. Act fast, you need to order it online by Dec. 5.
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could be your hubs I guess. Are they automatic hubs?
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4x4parts.com AC makes custom parts for nissans, and the discussion board there has everything you could want to know about pathys. a couple more good ones: http://www.nissanoffroad.net/ www.off-road.com/nissan (good for news) pathfinders can take quite the beating. Some of the setups on those boards are crazy. Let me know when you want to get it dirty, I'll go with. smile.gif
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I had one, a very reliable truck. The ignition can stick sometimes, unless it has been replaced. The stock alarm is trash, and can cause qwirky electrical problems. The only major problem they have is the automatic tranny. The tranny cooler consists of a small screen in the lower portion of the radiator. This clogs very easily, and if that happens the tranny will overheat and self destruct. Good news though, its a simple remedy. As soon as you get it, buy an external tranny cooler (hayden for example) and install it to BYPASS the stock filter/cooler. Add a filter for extra measure if you feel up to it. If you dont mind my asking, what is this good deal you are getting?
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Put each one in a black garbage bag, and draw as much air out as possible, then tape it shut. This helps the tire retain its oils.
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just get some floormats from autozone, then paint or dye the bunnies on them. Cheapest way I can think of.
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If its out of a prelude it is a H22A. Thats a freaking steal.
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Deep fried turkey here. Best turkey ever.
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consider them sold. sent a PM. (if anyone else has some, let me know, I need a couple sets.)
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A 6.5" component set would be great, 5.25" would be ok too.. 2 or 3-ways will work if the price is right. Let me know if ya gots anything. graemlins/thumb.gif
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tell her to keep it on. The power gain from the reduced parasitic drag will be minimal, since when the A/C is off the pulley practically spins with no resistance. Weight savings will be non-existent, unless she is stripping the car to its bare bones. It would help her resale value if the car has A/C. Lastly, venting refrigerant into the atmosphere is illegal. (it should just be 4 bolts holding it on.)
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i dont suppose he wants to sell just one without the box? if so, let me know a price.
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I see AJ a lot when I go in there. Very cool dude.
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Marine in Fallujah. This is really pissing me off!!
street pilot replied to 400 HO's topic in Dumpster
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Who is going to Sevendust Dec. 12 at the Newport??
street pilot replied to Nitrousbird's topic in Dumpster
I might be there. I hate waiting in line outside the newport when its freezing, but once your in its a cool place. I have a bobaflex cd if you want to listen to it to get pumped -
www.car-part.com Personally I would rather pay 1/4 of the price for a used OEM alternator. If you do get a reman. make sure it has a warranty.
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265/75/15 (approx. 31"x10.5) General Ameritrac SUV tires. Overall in great condition, plenty of life left. Front two have some negative camber wear. These are still mounted, so if you want them please be patient while I get them taken off the wheels. $125 obo. http://www.theprolificmind.com/12.jpg http://www.theprolificmind.com/13.jpg http://www.theprolificmind.com/14.jpg
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That is the only way kimbo's crew would let the fight happen - boxing only. I think those two knees slipped in after he was tired and acting more out of instinct, and what he is used to. You can bet that fight would have been over a lot sooner if Gannon would have been able to use his full bag of tricks. Kimbo's crew is running around the net saying the whole fight was fake and not really kimbo in the vid. graemlins/bsflag.gif
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That messed this dude up? http://www.sublimedirectory.com/basement/media/kimbo.wmv He met Danny Gannon (trained MMA fighter) a couple days ago. http://www.muchosucko.com/link5729.html
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in before the... ah hell, I'll sign up for yours if you sign up for mine. http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=10837129