Ryan_c_F Posted July 3, 2014 Report Share Posted July 3, 2014 waste of a thread. who would steal that thing anyways That's mean bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted July 3, 2014 Report Share Posted July 3, 2014 Oh come on. If that was two Harleys you guys would have given HomeSlice massive plus rep for it. It was a great joke and well played. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted July 3, 2014 Report Share Posted July 3, 2014 My Brain hurts now.I want my five minutes back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 I had a ninja 500 once. Once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 Bfd. My 750 doesn't even have a keyed ignition, broke years ago. Just a toggle switch on a plate bolted to the bar clamp. Rode it for 3 or 4 years like that without anyone even touching it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 I leave my key in the ignition every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wantahertzdonut Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 I would have guessed the stripe on the tail section of the Ducati was crooked until you said the photo was about your bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted July 4, 2014 Report Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) Many, many years ago I took a motorcycle trip to see my brother in Florida. I left Ironton, Ohio at the butt crack of dawn, and my first stop was for fuel and food in Lexington Kentucky. After filling up with gas, and a big ass breakfast/multiple cups of coffee at a Cracker Barrel, I headed back down the highway. Right around the Kentucky/Tennessee line, I feel an urge coming on that I've got to shit...and by urge, I mean a sudden urge! I'm doing better than 100mph to get to the next rest area, and I'm clinching my ass so hard I'm surprised I didn't pull a muscle. All I could think about was finding a place to release this massive amount of crap I'm trying my best to hold back. To this day, I still thank God I made it to the rest area. I get off the bike, and I'm sort of half sprinting, half running to the door. I make it. I'm sweating. It's not even hot outside. I make it inside the stall. Oh fuck...I can't figure out the zipper sequence on the Aerostich Roadcrafter pants! One goes up, one goes down. They're like a jigsaw...but I'm not in the mood for games, as I'm about half a second away from ruining my pants, underwear, my socks, and probably my boots! Now, when I say that I JUST got my pants down, I'm not exaggerating. As soon as my pants passed my butthole, that baby opened up and a force that can only be described as "projectile diarrhea" occurred. I painted the toilet and wall with the most disgusting, runny, brown stench, the likes of which I've never done before or since. Immediate relief, followed by immediate panic...where is my helmet!? I clean myself up, head outside, and right there on my motorcycle seat sits my brand new, black Shoei helmet, and the keys in the ignition. At a rest area on I-75. Twice relieved in five minutes! Edited July 4, 2014 by BadTrainDriver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helmutt Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 I always take my key with me, but have forgotten it in the ignition once or twice at work. Congrats on getting back on 2 wheels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gixxus Christ! Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 I never drink multiple cups of coffee before a long ride.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phreon Posted July 8, 2014 Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 I've done it a couple times, which is why I now use those silly, "Remove before flight" key rings for my motorcycle keys. It's hard to miss a 4 inch long, bright red ribbon hanging from the ignition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh1234 Posted July 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 I've done it a couple times, which is why I now use those silly, "Remove before flight" key rings for my motorcycle keys. It's hard to miss a 4 inch long, bright red ribbon hanging from the ignition. That's actually a great idea! (until I forget my key anyway and that calls attention to it from all the passers-by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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