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<font color ="midnightblue"> In case you yokels weren't aware, there's a new legend a-brewing on the ol' intraweb. It started a while back in October when a kid at my school took his shirt off and had a letter from "Jackets" (our school mascot) painted on his chest. That's all fine and well. The interesting part starts when you consider the kid; he's a good 270 to 300lbs of All-American flubber.

 

He's got tits the size of alaska, and in the pic, he didn't seem to ashamed of it.

 

Well, about 4 days ago, my friend found the pic and posted it on the internet. DAMN. It took off. The thread it was in had 60,000 views in 5 hours. It's all over the place. Someone inventive found the pic there, got inspired, and created a URL with it. Many people followed his example.

 

The kid at our school found out about it today, and wrote the webmaster who replied. Here's their conversation:

 

A.

My name is Xxxxxxx and I am a student at the Mount Vernon High School in Mount Vernon, Ohio. One of my friends told my abut a webpage that some ass created about me. The web address is www.suckmypen.us. I did some research and found that the webpage is hosted on your server. That picutre was from a football game. To me, the webpage is wrong. I would hate to get the authorities involved unless that is my only option. Please end the hosting ofthat site or allow me to know the creator of it so I can take further action. Many people have been talking about it and school and it has hurt my feeling and reputation. Please repond!

 

B.

Hello good sir,

I am the owner of the domain name suckmypen.us. I created the website when someone you apparently know decided to send me the picture of you currently hosted on my domain name. I received explicit permission to use his picture on my site, and since he is technically the copyright owner of it, I have all of the legal clearance I need to continue hosting it.

 

Since the picture is of you in a public venue, I believe you are, in short, plain SOL. You might be able to pursue me under some sort of child pornography statutes however, since you DO have some fastastic jubblies.

 

If I have violated any actual laws, I have done so unknowingly, and will remove the picture. Until you can prove I have though, it stays.

 

A.

There was only one person a few people who had cameras that day. I have spoken with a lawyer by the name of Peter Riddell and I do have legal grounds that are not child pornograpghy. But you do bring up a good point. I was a juvenille at that time. Just imagine how you would feel if you were. I am a big guy so you know that I got made fun of when everyone was young. I feel that it would be the right thing to do. I am asking you with all sincerity to please take the picture off the web. This is my senior year and it would not be right for people to remember me that way.

 

The photo was probably taken by someone envious of me. I am fairly rich and drive a new truck. Plus evveryone in my senior class has had fun and I would hate for everyone to end it this way. So please, remove the picture.

 

B.It's way too late kid. You've already been immortalized. I am interested to hear your legal grounds though.

 

 

And now you're wondering wtf was in that infamous pic? Well, here's the spin-offs; you can see what the original was in the first one.

 

http://randomscreations.freewebspace.com/images/tittyboybyrem177.jpg

 

http://randomscreations.freewebspace.com/images/brastake2.jpg

http://www.streetneeds.com/uploads/ot/hahagotohellbishes.jpg

 

http://f1.offtopic.com/uploads/files/fatkidboobs.jpg

 

http://f1.offtopic.com/uploads/files/jugs_cattle.jpg

 

http://f1.offtopic.com/uploads/files/jugs_braveheart.jpg

 

 

Poor fucker. Never saw it coming. :D According to my friend, it's now been posted on the three biggest forums on the internet. So now we've joined the trend. graemlins/thumb.gif

 

 

-garrett

 

[ 20. April 2004, 08:17 PM: Message edited by: Crankshaft ]

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Originally posted by PEEDJOO:

holy shit!!!! u go to Mt.Vernon>? what's ur name? i go to Centerburg, i prolly have some friends that know ya. that is f'n hilarious man, thanx for the laugh

<font color ="midnightblue"> Refer to the bottom of each of my posts ;)

 

 

AND.... I know you've all been waiting for it...

 

 

UPDATES!

 

A lawyer from one of the forums responds:

 

"it's not child porn, it's not defamation of character, and it sure isn't illegal to publish someone's picture, especially since you aren't making money from it, because it was taken in a place that had no expectation of privacy"

 

This kid is making history. One photochop at a time. Here are some originals.

 

http://www.justinsc5.com/misc/tittyboy2.jpghttp://www.justinsc5.com/misc/tittyboy3.jpg

http://www.justinsc5.com/misc/tittyboy4.jpg

 

 

-garrett

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I actually feel really bad for that kid. I, too, was the fat kid in school that everyone picked on. This shit is horrible to do to him. He will never live this down. Honestly ask yourself how you'd feel if that were you. Yeah, we all piss on JackPee's parade (no pun intended :D ), but when he's done he gets to go home back to Cleveland or where ever and get on with his life. This kid in Mt. Vernon is fucked. He is going to have to move away from his life to get away from everything. And even then, someone will probably recognize him somewhere else. This is fucking horrible to do to someone. I'm sorry. I can make fun of alot of people for alot of shit, but being fat isn't something I can make fun of. This kid was out there showing pride in his school. And instead of his classmates appreciating it, they did this. Fucking wrong. You all need to step back and really look at this. This kid is going to remember this shit forever. This isn't just a temporary fad on CR that'll go away in a few weeks. This kid's life is fucking ruined. You have to be seriously fucked up to laugh at this kid and make fun of him.

 

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What do you expect? This is CR. The home of delinquents and assholes.

 

People have to do this in order to make them feel better about their own shitty lives. Real fucking funny. Grow up.

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Originally posted by Neo Pee:

I feel bad for the kid, he did nothing to deserve geting shit on like that.

<font color ="midnightblue"> How the hell do you know? You don't fucking know this guy- I do, and he's an asswipe. He's arrogant and boastful, and flaunts his money. He's also a pervert who's been caught with porn at school before.

 

To top it off, he's a fatass who took his shirt off in public, knowing full well what he looked like and what would happen. I'm sure he didn't have this in mind, but if you're going to make someone look at your bitch tits, then be prepared for consequences. No sympathy for dicks like this.

 

Side note: Great interactive updates later. :D

 

 

-garrett

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This place is softer than I thought.

 

Just chalk it up to some qaulity owning. Maybe the person who originally posted that pic was paying the kid back for being a dick earlier, ya never know.

 

The story behind it really doesn't matter; it's just plain funny. graemlins/thumb.gif

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Originally posted by Crankshaft:

<font color ="midnightblue"> How the hell do you know? You don't fucking know this guy- I do, and he's an asswipe. He's arrogant and boastful, and flaunts his money. He's also a pervert who's been caught with porn at school before.

 

To top it off, he's a fatass who took his shirt off in public, knowing full well what he looked like and what would happen. I'm sure he didn't have this in mind, but if you're going to make someone look at your bitch tits, then be prepared for consequences. No sympathy for dicks like this.

 

Side note: Great interactive updates later. :D

 

 

-garrett

Sounds like you have some repressed anger towards, fat kids that are rich and like porn.
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