nurkvinny Posted August 7, 2004 Report Share Posted August 7, 2004 What's the best advice or lesson you've heard or learned? - No good deed goes unpunished. - "18 minutes isn't worth 18 years, boy. Wrap it up." - my dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted August 7, 2004 Report Share Posted August 7, 2004 Flush the condom down the toilet. Don't write checks your ass cant cash. Never fuck w/ a person that has nothing to lose. Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xxxyyyzzz Posted August 7, 2004 Report Share Posted August 7, 2004 "If it smells like fish, it ain't a dish." -Emeril Lagasse If she cheated on a guy by being with you, she'll cheat on you with another guy. -experience Don't forget to shut up once in awhile. -Pops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted August 7, 2004 Report Share Posted August 7, 2004 Walk softly and carry a big stick. - T. Roosevelt -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibies Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 life is like a game of chess, if you give your self the time to make the right decisions youll be fkin the queen smile.gif -me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maro Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 "Does't thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff that lives are made of" - B. Franklin "A coward dies a thousand deaths, a hero dies but one" - unknown... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Luetic Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 Kill gay whales for Jesus unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 Nietzsche - "That which does not kill us can only make us stronger." LaoTzu - "He who knows does not speak; he who speaks does not know." Bruce Lee - "The key to immortality is first to live a life worth remembering." Bruce Lee - "The perfect way is only difficult for those who pick and choose. Do not like, do not dislike; all will then be clear." Dr. Seuss - "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Thomas Edison - "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Buddha - "Do not dwell in the past, do not dwell in the future, concetrate the mind on the present moment." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conesmasher Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 -You can lead a horse to water....but you can't make them drink -All women are sluts or bitches -Good things happen all the time, great things come all at once -Live like your going to die tommorow, learn like your going to live forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 Originally posted by Luetic: Kill gay whales for Jesus unknownwinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cNeutron Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 bitches will be bitches, hoes will be hoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 Tommy arent you getting married? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recklessOP Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 "lift and die..." - porsche owner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Lee Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 "It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs." -Jack Handey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkendubber Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Originally posted by Old Dirty Bastard: Flush the condom down the toilet. IF you have a septic tank this is a BAD idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest slobird Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left. -Confucious Dont get in a bar fight on friday night, or youll stay in the klink 'till monday morning -Experience -The other Geoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Notchback Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Wipe front to back not back to front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Back and to the left, come on and shoot motherfucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 -When in doubt, pull out. -You can date a girl from Eaton, but don't eat a girl from Dayton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 "Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." --Jimi Hendrix "If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability." -Henry Ford "We have learned to fly the air like birds and swim the sea like fish, but we have not learned the simple art of living together as brothers." -Martin Luther King Jr "i just threw up....im gonna finish my sub after this beer" -My roomate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 You can learn something from anyone so pay attention. Freedom is not free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Originally posted by Drunkendubber: IF you have a septic tank this is a BAD idea. You make a good point but as far as problems go I would rather deal w/ a fucked up septic tank than some girl taxing my ass with a suprise kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Suck My Cock! - Ron Jeremy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Suck that Cock! - Matt Stone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stvbreal Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 "Everyone in the U.S.A. has a Constitutional right to be stupid." "The definition of insanity is doing something over and over again expecting a different result." "Cut up, not across." "Crack them in the back of the head, shows no bruses." "Use HF, it dissolves bone quicker." "Woodchippers not only work on wood." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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