excell Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 You aren't taking it anywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkendubber Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 maybe its from the days before toilets IE: chamber pots and the like. You would do you bidness then toss it out onto the street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 isn't that a beavis and butthead quote while they are doing a siefield spoof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.COS Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 "Why do they call it throwing up? Check your shoes pal, it looks like you threw down. If you threw up......you'd have to get out of the way. If anything you're throwing out." Carlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZYUL8TR Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Why is it a blow job, when they are sucking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Why are things taken by car called shipment and why are things taken by ship called cargo? Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgels Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 and why are they called "apartments" when they are all together? and why can't we all find something better to do then post on this thread? smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 1QWKEVO Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 why do you have braille in a DRIVE thru atm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZYUL8TR Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Originally posted by 1QWKEVO: why do you have braille in a DRIVE thru atm? Best one yet! graemlins/lol.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pg Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Haha all this makes me laugh someone please post more! graemlins/lol.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 1QWKEVO Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 why are there locks on a 24 hour 7/11? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Originally posted by 1QWKEVO: why do you have braille in a DRIVE thru atm?LOL. I've heard this one before (and it's still funny). And I realize this is all mostly rhetorical, but, I'm a dork, so I've actually thought about this on my own, so I'm going to respond. My guess is that they only make one kind of ATM faceplate - and all those have braille on them. Then, some are fitted on drive thrus, and some aren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 The people that built the pyramids had diminishing goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 what if C-A-T Really spelled dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraKevin Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Ya know that little indestructible black box they have on an airplane? Why not make the entire goddamn plane out of the same shit? How exactly does a hot water heater serve a purpose? There is no need to heat hot water. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? And finally...when you're slowly driving through a residential area looking for an address, why the FUCK do you turn the radio down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lojik Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 if they made the entire plane out of the black box material, I doubt it would get off the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowZ06 Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 Originally posted by 1QWKEVO: why do you have braille in a DRIVE thru atm? Even worse, why is there braille on MOST ATMs when they do not have voice prompts? Do you really expect the guy to be able to guess which button means "No, I do not want another transaction." ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
400 HO Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 There was a comedian once who made references to things in supermarkets that you could take as being a racist.. for example... "Did you ever wonder why they put green olives are in a jar, while the BLACK olives are in a can!!!!" There were some others.. but I can't remember.. does anyone remember this??? It was funny as shit!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 See this rice, it is just regular rice, right? But it is brown, so they call it *wild*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pikey Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 Why is the letter "W" called double U, when it looks like double V? Scott Peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest doggunracing Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 Originally posted by The Pikey: Why is the letter "W" called double U, when it looks like double V? Scott PeaceI've always laughed about that one because in Spanish, you say 'double-v'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest doggunracing Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 Originally posted by Venomss: Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?PARKWAY: Dictionary Entry and Meaning Definition: [n] a wide scenic road planted with trees So a parkway is a road planted with trees to resemble a park-like setting. You drive along the parkway to view the scenery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest doggunracing Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 Originally posted by Venomss: Why are things taken by car called shipment and why are things taken by ship called cargo? Taken from the Answerbag Cargo is not related to the phrase "car - go!" but means instead something that is transported or carried (somehing in transit), wheras to "ship" something somewhere means to move it, and a ship (as in boat) is so named because it is good at this, therefore a shipment can travel by road, and a lorry can carry a cargo, in addition to the other way around. In short, the terms were developed before they were applied to the methods of transport we now use them for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest doggunracing Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop? Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? Why are Softballs hard? Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet? Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Can blind people see their dreams? Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2? What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? Where's the egg in an egg roll? Where is the lead in a lead pencil? Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
400 HO Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 Originally posted by Akula: See this rice, it is just regular rice, right? But it is brown, so they call it *wild*.Dude... thats it!!!!! Do you remember what that Comedian's nams was??? He was funny as shit!!!! Thanks!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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