desperado Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 I was talking to a guy I work with the other day who had gone to see Star Wars the night before. Some one sort of laughed and commented that he was a Star Wars nerd. At that point he started talking about having his car stolen by a female Klingon. The way he explained it was he was at a Star Trek convention here in Columbus, that he had driven his 3 day old Chevy S10 to. He was drinking pretty heavy at the convention and somehow picked up some chick that was dressed as a female Klingon. He gets her drunk, or so he thinks, and talks her into going home with him. On the way she mentions something about more beer. He swings throught the Kroger to get some. He leaves her in the truck, with it running and goes in to get beer. Coming back out, drunk and carrying beer, he finds his Klingon friend and his new truck are gone. So he goes back into the Kroger, tells em that a Klingon has stolen his truck. Mind you he's plastered, so they will not call the cops for him. He finally gets the convinced to call and they show up. Cop: Do you have a description of the vehicle? Mick: Yea, 98 S-10, white with a 30 day plate. Cop: How about the person that took it. Mick: (mind you he's wasted) Uhhh, green and brown face, leather busty top, big green.... she was a Klingon. Cop: WHAT???? Mick: A Klingon, you know like Star Trek. Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Mick:Yea, heavily, but she was still a Klingon. I was at the convention abd picked her up. Cop: Sir, we are going to give you a ride home and work on this in the morning. So they take him home, he has no keys so the landlord has to let him in. Somehow the police believe him enough to put out a description of the truck and driver (which I wold have LOVED to have heard.) And they actually pull her over for weaving. They arrest her and in the morning, they of call Mick to come down and pick her out in a lineup. Of course she's still in the Klingon costume. So the closest that the police can come is 4 uniformed female cops. Cop: Sir do you recognize the woman that you left in your truck last night? Mick: yea, she was a Klingon, lets see, COP, COP,COP, COP, Klingon...that would be her! So if you think you had a bad night, just remember that you have never had to tell a cop that a good looking Klingon with big boobies stole your ride. [ 24. May 2005, 12:04 AM: Message edited by: desperado ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 graemlins/thatfunny.gifgraemlins/thatfunny.gifgraemlins/thatfunny.gif that just made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 That is one of the best stories ever, someone write that one down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 I never thought rednecks and trekkies would ever mix in one story, but leave it up to Des to find a way to make it happen. smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathSandwich Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 BWAHAHAHAHAH wow... that is the best story in years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black ITR Guy Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Cop: Sir do you recognize the woman that you left in your truck last night? Mick: yea, she was a Klingon, lets see, COP, COP,COP, COP, Klingon...that would be her! rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted May 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Sitting there listening to the guy talk about it was just priceless. The guy is a few sandwiches short of a picnic to begin with, so I am guessin that he's a real nut when he's smashed. He went on and on about how hot the chick was and how all the really hot big boobied women dress as Klingon chicks because of the revealing outfits that they wear. I thought I was gonna blow a funny fuse I was laughin so hard as he was telling the story. I had to share it with yall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 des, thats great. comedy gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 I thought I was gonna blow a funny fuse I was laughin so hard...[/QB]That right there is funny as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
customhillbilly Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 he needs a bumper sticker that says, "my other car is the Starship Enterprise". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest buckeyefarmboy Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 I don't care who ya are thats funny. MY SIDES ARE HURTING LIKE HELL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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