Buckeye23 Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 CRASH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 There have been a few posts that degenerated into 'the worst movie ever' post. I'll say then just like I've said all of the other times, it's pretty obvious none of you have seen The Bridges of Madison County. It is by far the worst movie I’ve ever seen. That piece of trash about John Malkovich is up there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crankshaft Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 <font color ="midnightblue"> I thought it was awesome. I'm not sure why, either. Possibly I just enjoyed seeing people get blown up; possibly because of all the stereotypical characters and archetypes that everyone portrayed; possibly because of how extreme the badassedness was in the badass characters; or, quite probably, I just liked it because it was so completely, blatantly, and unabashedly non-politically correct. It was refreshing to for once see women who relied on the men, and who need them to take care of them, etc. etc., instead of this modern day bullshit like G.I. Jane. THAT was the worst movie ever (along with "The Goonies"). Most of my friends who have seen it don't really have an opinion on it one way or the other. But my friend's girlfriend got up and walked out on it when we went to see it because she's a feminazi and couldn't take all the women bashing. Granted, it's not 'right', but come on! It's a movie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Originally posted by Ricochet: "Crash" I saw it in theaters like 8 years ago when it came out, and people were walking out left and right.. especially when the guy started fucking that mutant chick who had the vagina on her leg graemlins/lol.gif BWAHAHA! But did you stay through the whole thing??? You have a far more resilent psyche than I do, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Originally posted by Ricochet: "Crash" I saw it in theaters like 8 years ago when it came out, and people were walking out left and right.. especially when the guy started fucking that mutant chick who had the vagina on her leg graemlins/lol.gif vagina on her leg? graemlins/eek2.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 I think the worst movie in the history of movies has to be either Psycho IV (Anthony Perkins was still in this one) or Children of the Living Dead. Neither of these movies made any sense, whether it be in the plot or the motive behind producing either. Seeing Sin City in black and white reminded me how much I loved Clerks. Who would've thought a movie so amazing could be made with just $40,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wesxprs Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Can't wait to see Sin City. Going tomorrow night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendemac Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 I heard it was good. I hope to see it this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraKevin Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 None of you have apparantly seen White Boys or The Pledge. The only way White Boys could possibly be half-way decent is if you were stoned out of your mind (which I wasn't so it was ungodly stupid), and The Pledge is by FAR THE SINGLE WORST MOVIE IN HISTORY. If you haven't seen it, you haven't seen horrible. And Jack Nicholson was even in it. If he can't save a movie...I mean goddamn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 folkvang is now gay because he doesn't like goonies i mean come on, how can you not like the goonies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crankshaft Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Car Enthusiast: folkvang is now gay because he doesn't like goonies i mean come on, how can you not like the goonies <font color ="midnightblue"> Come on! You know it was ridiculous! The only people I know who say they 'like' it are people who grew up with it and haven't seen it since they were kids. Granted, I haven't seen since I was a kid, either, but nonetheless....horrible movie tongue.gif next you're gonna say you liked "Time Bandits"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 I would like to change my "Worst Movie Ever" title to include each and every "Land Before Time" movie ever created. I think they are up to XVII now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Garrett, come on, any movie that features midgets, time travel, and a minotaur is instantly a cult classic. smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Sin City > Movies in 2005 until hitchikers guide comes out I think the worst movie in the history of movies has to be either Psycho IV (Anthony Perkins was still in this one) or Children of the Living Dead. Neither of these movies made any sense, whether it be in the plot or the motive behind producing either. Plan 9 From Outer Space is officially the worst movie ever made. its so bad its kinda good though. so much shit is wrong with that movie... day changes to night and back to day many times in the same scene, you can tell that two different areas (the spaceship and the airplane) are obviously the same set, clearly visible crew multiple times etc etc etc. also bela lugosi died in the middle of making this movie, and they replaced him with a guy who looks NOTHING like him. this movie basically looks like it was made on a 30 dollar budget. plus the plot is very thin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 no garrett, it is badass period, sloth should whip your ass for talking about him like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Car Enthusiast: no garrett, it is badass period, sloth should whip your ass for talking about him like thatGoonies own. And Rick = Chunk smile.gif -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crankshaft Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Car Enthusiast: no garrett, it is badass period, sloth should whip your ass for talking about him like that <font color ="midnightblue"> I maintain that goonies was a horrible movie, and that you are preposterously supporting it for the reason that it's flaws are merely endearing in their patheticness, and that by doing so, supporting the horrible becomes popular, NOT because it is a good movie. And I further submit that no, I do not think that Sloth would, in fact, whip my ass, as I doubt he has enough mobility left in him from his last sixteen years being dead from heart failure, presumably resulting from all the cholesterol he consumed from potatoe chips he ate while sitting on the couch watching TV because he had no money as a result of that movie's fiscal shortcomings. But, as usual, I still seem to be the only one who doesn't like it, so I say 'meh' to you. On a side note, I just did a search for 'worst movie ever' and came up with a pretty good list, then mixed it with some of my own. Check it: The Never Ending Story (all of them) Torque Glitter Freddy Got Fingered Street Fighter II "Zapata" Super Mario Bros Open Water NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!! Star Wars: Episode I (possibly II and III as well) Murderball Frankenfish Starship Troopers 2 Gili Spanglish Loser Anaconda Love Actually The Peanut Butter Solution The Sandlot (I don't care what anyone says, it's a stupid movie) Thelma and Louise Mean Girls (except that Lohan is sooooo boneable) Pearl Harbor (for the sheer amount of historical innacuracies) House of 1,000 Corpses Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon And the two spin off Star Wars ewok adventures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Are you kidding me? You dont like The Sandlot or the Goonies?? graemlins/nonono.gif Oh, Spanglish was a pretty decent flick, certaintly not one of the worst movies ever. That list is missing American Psycho...and Black Mail. Those two movies fucking blow. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Love actually > Life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primera Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 I agree that Sin City is the best movie I've seen in a long while. But it doesn't compare to "Heavyweights". Now that's a great movie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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