88lx5oh Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 i got bored, and now im putting up some ignorant away messages on my AIM jsut to get peoples reactions. i get home form work i got like 19832764976 IMs asking what is goign on lol. fun fun. so what are some of your best away messages?? here is a fun one lol "At the hospital, my suicide didnt go as planned" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 im going to use that LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboTank Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 "be back, checking your e-mail" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye23 Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 I rely on Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cNeutron Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Like a fat kid in a dodgeball game IM OUT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cNeutron Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 OR when you are asleep "whats up, not me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 I want to die in my sleep like my Grandpa, not screaming in horror like the passengers in the car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tandm Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Hey %n, I'm unavailable at the moment tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 I am doing things more important than talking to you right now graemlins/finger.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsm614 Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 im away from my computer right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jonnygts Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 %n:I think Im turning to a child molester ~Your SN HERE~: I thought you were better than that. Really freaks em out cause it looks like you quoted them but in reality, its to everyone. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recklessOP Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 i'm here, i'm just ignoring you... tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. I'm at my computer right now but I'm just to drunk to type anything meaningful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 right now my away message is.... "The World is just a big fat pussy... just waiting to get fucked!" -Al Pachino I do like that suicide one... I think I'll save that one for later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbomark Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by OSoSlow5.0: i got bored, and now im putting up some ignorant away messages on my AIM jsut to get peoples reactions. i get home form work i got like 19832764976 IMs asking what is goign on lol. fun fun. so what are some of your best away messages?? here is a fun one lol "At the hospital, my suicide didnt go as planned" I would use that one... except my aunt attempted suicide and ended up in the hospital for a week before dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief8one Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 "those who stand on toilet are high on pot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG SHAFE Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Jonnygts: %n:I think Im turning to a child molester ~Your SN HERE~: I thought you were better than that. Really freaks em out cause it looks like you quoted them but in reality, its to everyone. haha LOL Now that's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG SHAFE Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Hows this? %n: I hate to tell you but I'm gay. My Screen Name: Dude Get Away!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stvbreal Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Peekachoo: "This town is like a great, big pussy just waiting to get fucked" -Al Pachino Fixed. How about "Hold on, I'm fucking yer mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super J Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 few of my favorites: "drink drank drunk" - "out like a virgin at an orgy" - "Partying, this Buds for you mom" - "class can kiss my ass" - "college" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Originally posted by EvilEvo: [qb]Fixed. qb]ehh.... I'm pretty sure he says... the world, not this town... I've watched that movie allot a few years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 here's some of mine. titles first. Eating: Don't EVER bother a fat guy while he's eating. Get A Life: Don't you have anything better to do than try to talk to people while they're away? Get a life. Go Away: Go Away. Groceries: Did you know that once you move out of your parent's house you have to buy your own food? Here: Im right here. I just don't want to talk to you. Kitchen/Bathroom: Leave me a message. Odds are I'm either in the kitchen or the bathroom. Mud Running: Out getting the Jeep dirty. smile.gif Out: Im out. DOn't know where, don't know why, don't know when I'll be back. I'm just out. Like/Dislike: Leave me a message. If I like you I'll get back to you eventually. If I don't like you don't bother. If you're unsure whether I like you or not leave a message and you'll find out soon enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sphen02 Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 "It really used to bother me at weddings when my aunts would come up to me an pinch my cheeks and say 'your next cutie,' they kinda stopped after i started doing that to them at funerals." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyPimpstress1647545491 Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 The statement below is false The statement above is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 im listening. really. ever get the feeling no one was listening to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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