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i got bored, and now im putting up some ignorant away messages on my AIM jsut to get peoples reactions. i get home form work i got like 19832764976 IMs asking what is goign on lol. fun fun.

so what are some of your best away messages??

 

here is a fun one lol

 

"At the hospital, my suicide didnt go as planned"

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Guest Jonnygts

%n:I think Im turning to a child molester

~Your SN HERE~: I thought you were better than that.

 

Really freaks em out cause it looks like you quoted them but in reality, its to everyone. haha

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Originally posted by OSoSlow5.0:

i got bored, and now im putting up some ignorant away messages on my AIM jsut to get peoples reactions. i get home form work i got like 19832764976 IMs asking what is goign on lol. fun fun.

so what are some of your best away messages??

 

here is a fun one lol

 

"At the hospital, my suicide didnt go as planned"

I would use that one... except my aunt attempted suicide and ended up in the hospital for a week before dying.
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Originally posted by Jonnygts:

%n:I think Im turning to a child molester

~Your SN HERE~: I thought you were better than that.

 

Really freaks em out cause it looks like you quoted them but in reality, its to everyone. haha

LOL Now that's funny. :D
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Guest stvbreal
Originally posted by Peekachoo:

"This town is like a great, big pussy just waiting to get fucked"

 

-Al Pachino

 

Fixed.

 

 

How about "Hold on, I'm fucking yer mom.

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here's some of mine. titles first.

 

Eating: Don't EVER bother a fat guy while he's eating.

 

Get A Life: Don't you have anything better to do than try to talk to people while they're away? Get a life.

 

Go Away: Go Away.

 

Groceries: Did you know that once you move out of your parent's house you have to buy your own food?

 

Here: Im right here. I just don't want to talk to you.

 

Kitchen/Bathroom: Leave me a message. Odds are I'm either in the kitchen or the bathroom.

 

Mud Running: Out getting the Jeep dirty. smile.gif

 

Out: Im out. DOn't know where, don't know why, don't know when I'll be back. I'm just out.

 

Like/Dislike: Leave me a message. If I like you I'll get back to you eventually. If I don't like you don't bother. If you're unsure whether I like you or not leave a message and you'll find out soon enough.

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Guest sphen02
"It really used to bother me at weddings when my aunts would come up to me an pinch my cheeks and say 'your next cutie,' they kinda stopped after i started doing that to them at funerals."
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