slow4now Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Whats with all of the biker boyz calling out cars to race?Did the crotch rocket not extend your penis' the proper amount? Look at me I'm raSing a car weeeee haharofllolz!!! I'll raSe a car for $$$ on my liter bike, I'm hardcore!!!1 Burn rubber not your soul!! graemlins/gay.gifgraemlins/jerkit.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Team ZO-sick? Team Vette? Team LS-1? How come it's stupid when the Bike people stick together, but its perfectly OK for people who pay way too much for their cars (cheap insult, you guys know that I don't mean that) to ride each other's nuts like a pony at the fair? Also, more than half the time it's some jackass who thinks that their car is hot shit that challenges a Bike, not the other way around. Bikers know that it's easier for a bike to be fast than it is for a car (not at 180mph, but whatever), but when some douchebag comes in and talks shit, of course they're going to talk shit right back. It's a two-way street, douchebag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow4now Posted May 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Originally posted by 151: Team ZO-sick? Team Vette? Team LS-1? How come it's stupid when the Bike people stick together, but its perfectly OK for people who pay way too much for their cars (cheap insult, you guys know that I don't mean that) to ride each other's nuts like a pony at the fair? Also, more than half the time it's some jackass who thinks that their car is hot shit that challenges a Bike, not the other way around. Bikers know that it's easier for a bike to be fast than it is for a car (not at 180mph, but whatever), but when some douchebag comes in and talks shit, of course they're going to talk shit right back. It's a two-way street, douchebag. Yeah, the team stuff got old 2 years ago. Way to go with that original thought though. graemlins/thumb.gif That has nothing to do with this thread. I'm not surprised that you don't think it's stupid when two guys are talking trash to each other, and one happens to have a bike, that a bunch of other riders jump in with their offer to race for money or an offer to race their friends built 600cc bike. Not surprised at all. Whats with the name calling? graemlins/gay.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Look what I found a battle between 2 of the biggest shit talkers on the board lucky me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Actually, team ZO-sick exists now, but thanks anyway. They aren't near as bad as team vette was, but that's one of the things I was referring to. Way to not know what the fuck you're talking about. graemlins/thumb.gif One of the biker's friend's jumped in and offered money? You must be much more illiterate than I thought... It was John who offered to put up money in favor of Linn, not anyone else who put money up for Kenny... Good job again, though... Nobody who rides a bike refers to themselves as a "team", Ricky. I was just using that as an example to show that people that drive/ride the same shit tend to stick together, and that it's always happened that way. This isn't a new phenomenon, but the first time that people who ride do it, someone makes an ignorant ass thread (complete with quotes from the worst movie EVER) about it. Shut up, TJ, everybody knows that you can't read anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 It's Team ZO6, who happen to be ZO-SICK, not Team ZO-SICK. And, because I'm on it, it far surpasses any team that has ever existed! Ever and ever. Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Team ZO6 was just a joke becuase I think 5 people bought a zo6 this yr alone. Team vette was awhile ago which I started cause I wasnt getting beat much, just by a small few. That has long played itself out. Oh Team Zo6 will own ohio....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Originally posted by MSTR-TRQ: Team ZO6 was just a joke becuase I think 5 people bought a zo6 this yr alone. Team vette was awhile ago which I started cause I wasnt getting beat much, just by a small few. That has long played itself out. Oh Team Zo6 will own ohio....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!if not in a race....buy it. smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohones Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 posted by jelloman = if not in a race....buy it. Doesn't matter what you drive really - Z06 / Neon, whatever. It ALL costs $$$$ You can go as fast as you want - IF YOU'RE WILLING TO SPEND THE DOUGH. True story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 Originally posted by MSTR-TRQ: Oh Team Zo6 will own ohio....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!Amen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow4now Posted May 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Originally posted by 151: Actually, team ZO-sick exists now, but thanks anyway. They aren't near as bad as team vette was, but that's one of the things I was referring to. Way to not know what the fuck you're talking about. graemlins/thumb.gif One of the biker's friend's jumped in and offered money? You must be much more illiterate than I thought... It was John who offered to put up money in favor of Linn, not anyone else who put money up for Kenny... Good job again, though... Nobody who rides a bike refers to themselves as a "team", Ricky. I was just using that as an example to show that people that drive/ride the same shit tend to stick together, and that it's always happened that way. This isn't a new phenomenon, but the first time that people who ride do it, someone makes an ignorant ass thread (complete with quotes from the worst movie EVER) about it. Shut up, TJ, everybody knows that you can't read anyway. I said the "Team" thing was old 2 years ago, meaning that most people grew tired of it then...so you mentioning today how gay you think it is isn't a new thought. I also said that some riders jumped in offering to race for money, and guess what? That's what happened. No where did I say anyone offered to spot another bike money for a race. I don't know where you are getting that from. Maybe you should look up the word "literacy" (since you like to throw it around), and then figure out how you can acquire more of it. You are obviously a Torque fan. tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate1647545505 Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Originally posted by Clint Eastwood: You are obviously a Torque fan. tongue.gifand you, are obviously a homosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cNeutron Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Can we have a team Cobra?! I want to be cool like the teams...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Ricky, you know you just don't want none. That is all. graemlins/grin2.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slow4now Posted May 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Originally posted by sleepers, inc.: and you, are obviously a homosexual. Only when it comes to Team Z0sick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 What about.. ZO-PITTB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Originally posted by Buck531: What about.. ZO-PITTB?That shit is bananas. http://postarchives.entensity.net/040805/flash.php?flash=banana.swf *The link is NWS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man of Steele Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Z06: That shit is bananas. http://postarchives.entensity.net/040805/flash.php?flash=banana.swf *The link is NWSyou're NWS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 I don't see how it's all that funny. Consider the number of 10 and low 11 second cars on here. And the fastest street cars are no where around on this board. Now how many 10 second bikes are there on here or anywhere in town, that aren't full on drag bikes. So it's reasonable, and depending on the car and bike it might be a fairly evenly matched race. Last time I checked NO ONE was running wheelie bars on their bikes, and that's the biggest limit to a bike turning a good 60 foot, even power takes a back seat to it. Who's going to argue that a 750 with a wide slick and a set of bars is not going to put down a better 60 foot than a Busa with a street tire and nothing to keep it from rolling over backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakk0r1647545492 Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Originally posted by desperado: Now how many 10 second bikes are there on here or anywhere in town, that aren't full on drag bikes. A lot... Since like 1998 anyway... I personally know of one completely stock sport bike that went 10.18 @ 144. I'll never know what mine does because I prefer to scrub the sides of the tires than burn the center. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Originally posted by Boost Retard: A lot... Since like 1998 anyway... I personally know of one completely stock sport bike that went 10.18 @ 144. I'll never know what mine does because I prefer to scrub the sides of the tires than burn the center.there are stock bikes with nice warrantees that will do deep 10's all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Didn't Marc Stock's uncle runa high 9 on a stock bike? (can't remember what it was though). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Originally posted by desperado: Now how many 10 second bikes are there on here or anywhere in town, that aren't full on drag bikes. Uhmmmmmm any 2000+ stock liter bike should run a 10 easy. sooooo to answer your question... ALOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Guys, the only way any bike can run any faster than high twelves is with spray, duh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakk0r1647545492 Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Originally posted by 151: Guys, the only way any bike can run any faster than high twelves is with spray, duh... You broke the secret biker code! Now everyone knows how our feable little motorcycles cant be fast without the NOS! ...the big bottles! .... TWO of em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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