Science Abuse Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 No, I mean seriously, the guy made his car up to look just like Spilners floor board popping pile from The Fast And The Furious. Anyways, I need to have a sit'n'chat about driving and knowing your limits. So, if you know him, or just happen to see him out and about, tell him; "You would have hit the Tbird if the driver hadsn't given your stupid ass room to fuck up like you did, now he's looking for you, and he wont have his woman with him." This fucker had no perception of braking or the effects of oversteer, and almost nosed into Elena and I tonight because he thought he could pass us on a curve. This is why you drive at 7/10 ladies and gents, you give yourself a margin to fill with braking when a fuckstick messes up. IfI had stayed in it and pulled through the turn as fast as I could, he would have nosed into my ass at a relative speed of 20-30mph on my exit, causing me to spin. But he didn't, only because I gave him room to skate across the road in front of me. Remember Erics Number one rule; NEVER ASSUME ANYONE ELSE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE DOING Keep that in mind and you have plenty of room to watch people wreck by themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulo Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 I see that car atleast once a week in the Dublin area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Elinar Longsight Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 My buddy changes oil and that thing pulled in.. guess what's under the hood? A bone-stock non turbo engine. -Ricochet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted June 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by Elinar Longsight: My buddy changes oil and that thing pulled in.. guess what's under the hood? A bone-stock non turbo engine. -Ricochetyeah, I noticed. $5 to whoever delivers my message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99BlownYellowGT Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 He lives or stays by me.I see his car everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Sign Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by Elinar Longsight: My buddy changes oil and that thing pulled in.. guess what's under the hood? A bone-stock non turbo engine. -RicochetSo its identical to the movie car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by Assured Risk: So its identical to the movie car so it's pretty gay looking eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 eric i know where he lives. i have seen that car off park road and i know where he parks that "beast" at in the subdivisions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 I see a Green FnF eclipse replica damn near everyday at CSCC. I always laugh as this tool drives through the parking garage with his 'racing harnesses' on. Seriously. It's hysterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by Tater: I see a Green FnF eclipse replica damn near everyday at CSCC. I always laugh as this tool drives through the parking garage with his 'racing harnesses' on. Seriously. It's hysterical.smile cause you might be in a movie or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 graemlins/nonono.gifgraemlins/nonono.gifgraemlins/nonono.gifgraemlins/nonono.gifgraemlins/nonono.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Yea I see him everyday down at CSCC, I felt really gay when he was next to me at a light... you know, because my bike and his car are the same color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 He works at the holiday inn behind crosswoods, you can spot that peutrid pos from 270 all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 He was at the restuarant I was at asking for tuna no crust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted June 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by Coke: Yea I see him everyday down at CSCC, I felt really gay when he was next to me at a light... you know, because my bike and his car are the same color.......and because you're a homosexual. tongue.gif Wow, thanks to you guys and his retarded highschool taste in cars, I know alot more about this tool then I thought I would. Thanks, I'm proud to call you "My accomplices". graemlins/thumb.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Oh, forgot to mention. He damn near got in a wreck IN the parking garage of CSCC one day while I was sitting in my car. Dumbshit was looking to his right for some odd reason (I think he was staring down an integra or something, gave a good ole JDM rev) and unknowingly drifted into the oncoming lane in the garage. Well, luckily the guy in the accord in the oncoming lane noticed he was an idiot that didn't know how to drive, and slammed on his brakes while laying on the horn. So, Spilner uses his mad street racing skillz to swerve out of the way, narrowly avoiding hitting the accord by about a foot. I laughed my ass off and was kind of upset that he didn't hit something. Had he done that, I'd have got out of my car, pointed, laughed, and continued on to class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigrob1 Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 I see him all the time. He was staring at me the other day.... must have thought he was truly in the fast and the furious...Shame mines not orange.. smile.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted June 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 wow, Would it not be the duty of every automotive enthusiast to fuck with this guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 yes, yes it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 this kid deserves some kind of creative beatdown...not your typical baseball bats and brass knuckles shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by The Stig: ...and because you're a homosexual. tongue.gif I heard your sister was pretty cute, mind if I come to her graduation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted June 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by Coke: I heard your sister was pretty cute, mind if I come to her graduation?you know you just wanna be with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger1647545502 Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 I see that thing turning in and out of that subdivision at the end of Brice rd (north of Main) all the time. Same guy also drives a white Beretta with different rims on each side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 Originally posted by Avenger: I see that thing turning in and out of that subdivision at the end of Brice rd (north of Main) all the time. Same guy also drives a white Beretta with different rims on each side.trying to fool the cops? what a dousche. someone please make his car explode like the one in that wast of an hour and a half.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 Liscense Plate #: ER01HZ (Ebola Rum Zero Oner Hummer Zeppelin). Just got a call from one of the detectives on the board that saw it. tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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