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A New Low..**NOW WITH PICS**


Mr. Jones

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Me and Toni were at carriage place this evening taking in a cheapy movie.

 

In the parking lot was the most horrid example of cross-gender wacked out rice I have ever seen.

An rusted out 80's small pickup truck..perhaps a yota.

Very rusty, holes infact all over. True color uknown due to spotty rust and primer.

 

The front of the vehicle was jaw dropping. It had a shiny chrome grill covering the entire front (lights and all)...

Drum Roll Please....

 

And a blue 2000+ Eclipse front fascia/bumper bent/crushed and attached on the front in place of the factory unit.(mitsubishi emblem still attached)

It took several looks of disbelieve before it all sunk in. I only wish I had a camera to capture this. It was truly that stunning.

 

 

graemlins/eek2.gif

 

**EDIT:: Found it out again tonight and Jason & Mike were kind enough to venture out through such dangers as 15 year old gangsters in saturn's and crazy people in SUV's.

 

We have brought the proof of this monster:

 

Heres A Sample:

 

http://thelittlebaby.dhs.org/06.jpg

 

Rest Here:

 

http://thelittlebaby.dhs.org/01.jpg

http://thelittlebaby.dhs.org/02.jpg

http://thelittlebaby.dhs.org/03.jpg

http://thelittlebaby.dhs.org/04.jpg

http://thelittlebaby.dhs.org/05.jpg

http://thelittlebaby.dhs.org/06.jpg

 

[ 02. November 2004, 12:50 AM: Message edited by: The Reaper ]

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i think ive seen that near my old apt on hard rd. there was a mexican guy jumping the battery. i can't be wrong about seein' that because if there are two, kill me now
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Originally posted by The Reaper:

**EDIT:: Found it out again tonight and Jason & Mike were kind enough to venture out through such dangers as 15 year old gangsters in saturn's and crazy people in SUV's.

 

We have brought the proof of this monster:

 

Heres A Sample:

*stabs me self in the eyes with screwdriver*
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That right there is a SAFETY upgrade. The 80's era compact pick-ups scored 2-3 stars in the NHTSA frontal crash tests. By installing the Eclipse front bumper, the rating goes up to 4 stars.

 

Yeah thats it......Safety! tongue.gif

 

The owner should really do us all a favor and donate it to our first annual CR bonfire!

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