Casper Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny. Mine is Sloopy Snicklelips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 :thumbdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 cheesey rhinobutt, does that mean you can call me Mr. Hardass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Chris, you're just pissed because your name is Dorfus Gizzardhump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Cheesey Chucklefanny So my ass laughs alot and it smells like cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morabu Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 sloppy farkletush! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy1647545504 Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Sloopy Chickensquirt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
302Powered Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Goober Snicklebutt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blazinjr Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Sleezy Gizzardsprinkles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgels Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Snickle Chuckledoodle - I sound like a laughing cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Sneezy Dippinlips ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Snickle Farkledunkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Goober Pottytush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Dorfus Snicklebrains -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Tootsie PottyDoodle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rperry74 Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Dumbo Chickendoodle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted September 21, 2005 Report Share Posted September 21, 2005 Dorfus Farkletush :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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