Guest cgotti Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 "READ TEXT BEFORE VIEWING PICTURE Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.... You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night.... You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover.... You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night.... You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece.... You circle the car looking for dents and find none.... But .... Wait a minute !!!!!! http://www.cofba.org/users/cgotti/Wifes-volvo.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 There are volvo guys? If there are, their wives SHOULD be cheating on em.... Giggity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Busted!..........................does she remember anything!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Re- Post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 :bs: People with Volvo's don't get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacecaptan Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 that pictures is only 9 days younger than the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Proving once again that the only person that can get liad driving a Volvo is a soccer mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morabu Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Have any of you ever had sex while remaing completely still? I haven't. hmmm dusty hood, impressions left to give an idea of sex but yet no smudging. Yes I'm saying the obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Have any of you ever had sex while remaing completely still? Yes, it's called laying back and making her do all the work. It's pretty nice from time to time, I suggest you try it. But we all know none of the Volvo owners here are getting laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rane Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 I don't know about you, but my body doesn't look like that. So If I'm laying back and letting her do work its not gonna leave an imprint of bitch-tits. Guess thats another thing we don't have in common? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 and the fact you can see her belt line/buckle... although ive seen this a few times, i still get a chuckle. definately the first thing im gonna have the girl do to my car after winter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 that picture is like 4 yrs old. And all of use that are playing with the Volvos are messing with the S40s... not 740GLE Wagons NEXT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 I don't know about you, but my body doesn't look like that. So If I'm laying back and letting her do work its not gonna leave an imprint of bitch-tits. Guess thats another thing we don't have in common? I wasn't using that picture as an example of me, but stating that laying back and getting some can be nice. I was a lot more into it this morning than just laying back, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Sign Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 I saw a smokin hot blonde in a Volvo yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/111905/that-picture-is-so-old.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 :bs: People with Volvo's don't get laid. Liar. http://s40concepts.net/forum/index.php?t=getfile&id=8245 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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