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funniest way to break up with a girlfriend


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break up with a girl that ive heard....

 

 

 

 

So, one day... a girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her up and make her feel better... so he brought some soup, brownies, and a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach. He makes the soup and sets everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape. She eats the soup and watches video. Her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend, so he leaves and she breaks out the brownies. She finishes them right as video tape was over... right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting a blowjob from her best friend and she spits his cum into the bowl of brownie mix. He looks at the camera and says, "You've just been dumped."

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This is old, and it's supposed to be the other way around. The girl is supposed to break up with the guy, and have some other guy's semen in the brownies. Why would some guys girlfriend care if there was semen in her brownies, it's already been in her mouth before?
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yuck..

 

she must have been a horrible girlfriend.. or her best friend and boyfriend are boTh fucktards

 

 

My guess is that they are both fucktards. People these days have no morals.

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