McGraw Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 I'm fuckin' serious this is getting re-god-damned-diculious. okay, I'm starting to think the idea of having a steady girlfriend is outdated. I do something, I get grief, I don't do it ... I get grief. She calls me crying says she can't tell me why .. and later I get shit because I didn't 'pry enough' Why can we not shoot these girls? They outnumber us don't they? errrr ... it helps that she lives with me! fuck this game, I quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 You gonna turn gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGraw Posted November 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 No, I'm going to go STD hunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGraw Posted November 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 In a very heterosexual way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 http://www.hostmypiconline.com/images/kick.JPG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Did she ever tell you what was wrong? And if so, was it completely stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRN96WS6 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Did she ever tell you what was wrong? And if so, was it completely stupid? Come on Andrew that was a stupid question, isn't it always something stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Come on Andrew that was a stupid question, isn't it always something stupid? Im telling your girlfriend you said that -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Come on Andrew that was a stupid question, isn't it always something stupid? Estrogen should become a scedule 3 controled substance. All it does it create problems, and does nothing usefull for for scociety other than increase choclate sales and Oprah's ratings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Look I have learned something with girls. No matter what you do ro say, you are wrong. So when a girl that I am dting starts bitching at me I usually punch her in the face and leave her unconscience on the floor. If that doesnt work I willl usually slam her head through the drywall at my house. They usually get the picture that I mean business. A alternative for this is to pick her up and toss her on the bed and shove your penor in her mouth, they usually cant bitch when they got a penor in their mouth.. Hope this helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Look I have learned something with girls. No matter what you do ro say, you are wrong. So when a girl that I am dting starts bitching at me I usually punch her in the face and leave her unconscience on the floor. If that doesnt work I willl usually slam her head through the drywall at my house. They usually get the picture that I mean business. A alternative for this is to pick her up and toss her on the bed and shove your penor in her mouth, they usually cant bitch when they got a penor in their mouth.. Hope this helps Sam D's Guide to The Lady's...Chapter One. How to Make Your Bitch Stop Bitching... -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 sam, you aint right, kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Sam D's Guide to The Lady's...Chapter One. How to Make Your Bitch Stop Bitching... -Marc Chapter 2 will be on how to get a hot bitch to like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Chapter 2 will be on how to get a hot bitch to like you So when I want a hot girl to like me I usually punch her in the face and leave her unconscience on the floor. If that doesnt work I willl usually slam her head through the drywall at my house. They usually get the picture that I mean business, and that’s hot to any hot girl. A alternative for this is to pick her up and toss her on the bed and shove your penor in her mouth, they usually can’t say that they don’t think your hot when they have a penor in their mouth.. Hope this helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Sam, you can make millions writing a book on relationships Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRN96WS6 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Im telling your girlfriend you said that -Marc I tell her that no need to tell her that for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Sam, you can make millions writing a book on relationships Working on my book signing deal right now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Working on my book signing deal right now.... Will you be my mentor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 said part is from what I see nowadays the worse you treat them the more they want you. Pretty f'd up huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhobs Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 Look I have learned something with girls. No matter what you do ro say, you are wrong. So when a girl that I am dting starts bitching at me I usually punch her in the face and leave her unconscience on the floor. If that doesnt work I willl usually slam her head through the drywall at my house. They usually get the picture that I mean business. A alternative for this is to pick her up and toss her on the bed and shove your penor in her mouth, they usually cant bitch when they got a penor in their mouth.. Hope this helps damn remind me not to hook you up with one of my hot friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhobs Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 pics? lol they all live like 3 hours from here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 lol they all live like 3 hours from here. I enjoyed the other avatar soooooooo much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhobs Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 I enjoyed the other avatar soooooooo much better. lol i am just trying to keep the peace with the husband Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 I wrote my book its called Fuck them and :burn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 damn remind me not to hook you up with one of my hot friends. Listen it is your duty to hook me up with every hot friend that you have. I am now on a hate fucking spree. It is my duty for the love of men around the world that have been fucked by a girl, for me to go out and fuck every one of them and then dump their asses to the curb... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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