Dweezel Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 excuse me I'm in tears Okay so Tonya is dozing off on the couch, my mother is in the other room watching TV and our (well hers, but I've kinda claimed him )4 year old is sitting on the computer desk and I'm entertining him and we're boxing. I look over and see the printer/copier/scanner. Copier is the key word here folks. I pick him up tell him we're playing a joke on mommy anyways, we photo copy his buttox side note, this thing makes color copies! I"m on the floor laughing my ass off and I get him to show his mother, then Grandma I think I'm in deep shit... On a good note they were laughing too, but no where as hard as me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I told a old lady to fuck off one day. I think I am going to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellBender Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I told a old lady to fuck off one day. I think I am going to hell.Dude i do that on a daily basis. Most are ugly, mentally slow and dangerous behind the wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 You'll be alright. Kids are funny.I remember one time me and 2 other friends went to visit my buddies g/f while she babysitted some little kid at their home. He went in the bedroom with her and left us with the little kid which was STUUUUUPID! We raided the fridge then the little kid came over and we told him to start throwing shit and he did. He poured A1 all over the floor at one point and jumped in it splashing it all over and yelled,"I got steak on my feet!" We was rolling. After the kitchen got trashed we knocked on the door and told our friend to come out a second. He was like,"WTF did you guys do!?". We told him the kid did it..lol. He did! So he told her he'd be right back and left her waiting in the bedroom naked while we all jetted and left. Boy she was PISSED I heard and got in trouble with the parents.Oh to be a teenager with a license during the summer was a blast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Drordy Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Was the color copy funny? Or was it that you got a color copy of a nugget in the buns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hcstreetriding Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 You'll be alright. Kids are funny.I remember one time me and 2 other friends went to visit my buddies g/f while she babysitted some little kid at their home. He went in the bedroom with her and left us with the little kid which was STUUUUUPID! We raided the fridge then the little kid came over and we told him to start throwing shit and he did. He poured A1 all over the floor at one point and jumped in it splashing it all over and yelled,"I got steak on my feet!" We was rolling. After the kitchen got trashed we knocked on the door and told our friend to come out a second. He was like,"WTF did you guys do!?". We told him the kid did it..lol. He did! So he told her he'd be right back and left her waiting in the bedroom naked while we all jetted and left. Boy she was PISSED I heard and got in trouble with the parents.Oh to be a teenager with a license during the summer was a blast! I miss high school! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 ill meet you in the corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I miss high school!Yeah it was fun. Especially between grades during the summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 ah yes, high school...best 6 years of my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 ah yes, high school...best 6 years of my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief201 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 ill be driving the bus in the express lane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I've known for years that I am going....When I was like 10 yr old, I saw an old nun tripped and fall down some stairs. It was only 5 or 6 steps, but I couldn't quit laughing....the old joke: "What goes Black...White..black..white.black.white-black-whiteblackwhiteblackwhite?" "A nun falling down stairs!"That ran through my mind, and I couldn't stop, even when the old broad got up and started smacking the shit out of me with a stick(she pulled it out like a phucking Ninja). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted July 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Whats black, white, and red all over, and can't go through a revolving door?A nun with a spear through her head I know it's stupid, but I always laugh my ass of at that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisoh Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I've known for years that I am going....When I was like 10 yr old, I saw an old nun tripped and fall down some stairs. It was only 5 or 6 steps, but I couldn't quit laughing....the old joke: "What goes Black...White..black..white.black.white-black-whiteblackwhiteblackwhite?" "A nun falling down stairs!"That ran through my mind, and I couldn't stop, even when the old broad got up and started smacking the shit out of me with a stick(she pulled it out like a phucking Ninja).That got me laughing just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Yea, I was just thinkin the other day how much I miss high school... well some parts of it anyway. My freshman year at OSU wasnt so bad either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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