cjackson Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Felt like sharing this moment of my day with you all. I came back to work after my classes and lab was over with today (for most of you who don't know, I work and go to school at DeVry off Alum Creek) and I'm looking at my little paper-clip-caddy-thingy-ma-bobber, that's a technical term, and it didn't look quite right. So naturally I started pulling the paper clips out, all of them are linked together. Like 200 or so. So I took them all out, hooked the two ends together, and wore it around like it was my bling-n-bling to make them look like an ass. Anyone else have any good office stories? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Why is this in the kitchen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjackson Posted January 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 oops, clicked the wrong thing, if I could move it I would, someone please do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wtc.gif Where do you work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjackson Posted January 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 DeVry University off of Alum Creek by Livingston. I work in the IT Department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 I work at a coffee shop, and one time my coworker thought a customer said something offensive to him. Funny thing was, he exploded and yelled "get the fuck out before I call the cops" to a frail old lady. I didn't stop laughing for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 I farted the entire length of the hallway once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 I clear cubicles. Creeping green cloud of death bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coty061885 Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 AAA Man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksrt4 Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 you have my stapler... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Christopher Jackson.. your shirt was fucking crazy today. Thanks for helping spend my hard earned tuition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Every now and then I steal my bosses mouse ball (the ball that makes the mouse move on the screen) and freeze it into an ice-cube tray. Once when I worked at Qwest a co-worker left his PC on and unlocked, I sent the boss an email.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 At my previous job, a co-worker and I tp'd our manager's office. We used an entire roll of tp, you know, the gigantic size industrial stuff. We wrapped it around her desk, phone, chair, everything. We even strung it from the ceiling and had it rigged so that when she opened her door, all of it that was on the ceiling came down on her. That was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v6grandprixgt98 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 I go to deVry, what car do you drive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjackson Posted January 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 I've seen you're car in the parking lot before ... I drive the tC that usually parks in the Faculy/Staff section, may also see a blue 92 s-10 with 295 rear tires and 265 front tires, white racing stripes, once upon a time there was a red 86 Fiero GT too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 i work maintainence at Our Lady of Peace school/church one time we gave this one kid a horrible wedgie, and dragged him accross the floor by his boxers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v6grandprixgt98 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 I've seen you're car in the parking lot before ... I drive the tC that usually parks in the Faculy/Staff section, may also see a blue 92 s-10 with 295 rear tires and 265 front tires, white racing stripes, once upon a time there was a red 86 Fiero GT too Not sure I have seen the red fiero but I have seen a white one with what looks like a ram air setup with the scoop on the roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Yeah, I dont really fuck around at work. Unless you consider getting on here every 10 minutes or so fucking around... -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Yeah, I dont really fuck around at work. Unless you consider getting on here every 10 minutes or so fucking around... -Marc +1000000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coty061885 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Hey, GrandPrixGT guy, did you paint the word "Pontiac" on the back of your car red? I may have seen it the other day at DeVry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjackson Posted January 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Not sure I have seen the red fiero but I have seen a white one with what looks like a ram air setup with the scoop on the roof. Not the white car, I was driving the Fiero about 2 years ago. However functional that scoop is, you couldn't pay me to disgrace my car with that hideous thing. It's gay-tarded. There's a couple people from DeVry on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v6grandprixgt98 Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 Hey, GrandPrixGT guy, did you paint the word "Pontiac" on the back of your car red? I may have seen it the other day at DeVry. No, its a reflective sticker. Not the white car, I was driving the Fiero about 2 years ago. However functional that scoop is, you couldn't pay me to disgrace my car with that hideous thing. It's gay-tarded. There's a couple people from DeVry on here. Heh yeah that thing is hideous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 I go to deVry, what car do you drive? I've seen your car. You're not the guy who said headers are bullshit for performance are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Heh yeah that thing is hideous. Did I see you on 71 a few days ago going like 120 and swerving between cars and shit? And then you got off at morse and did the same thing and i follwed you? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v6grandprixgt98 Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 I've seen your car. You're not the guy who said headers are bullshit for performance are you? No, I have ported manifolds now and plan to get headers soon. Did I see you on 71 a few days ago going like 120 and swerving between cars and shit? And then you got off at morse and did the same thing and i follwed you? lol No, I havent been in that area for a few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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