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Forget the "trees". I've heard this works better... :rolleyes:

 

 

The Definitive Instructions for Smoking Banana Peels

Go to the grocery store and buy 10 pounds of bananas. (You used to need 200 pounds, but the potency has gone up 20x in the last 30 years.)

Remove the skins from the fruit. Save the fruit for later - if you mix it with orange juice and drink it while you're smoking, it'll make you trip real hard.

Dry the skins in the microwave. This won't affect the potency, as bannadine is not microwave soluble.

The next two steps are a simple nonpolar-polar extraction of the bannadine. This is necessary to get rid of the fungicide they put on the skins, which is a type of strychnine. Grind up the dried peels really well, and soak them in methylene chloride (zippo lighter fluid makes a good substitute). Let soak for 2 days, and then rinse well with ether. Discard the liquid and save the mush.

Take the mush from step 4 and soak it in ethyl alcohol for another 2 days. Filter, and put the mush aside - you won't be smoking it.

Evaporate the alcohol. The resultant crystals are 150% pure bannadine. Put these in your pipe, light up and enjoy! (Keep reading for the secret step 7!)

Bannadine is normally only active when smoked; that's why eating bananas won't do anything. However, that mush left over from step 5 is pretty tasty, and that's how I discovered that bannadine is orally active if potentiated by dried peanut skins! Yes, its true. I looked up the structure, and it turns out bannadine is really closely related to DMT - it has carbon atoms and everything!

 

EDIT : No, I didn't write this. No, I've never tried it. Yes, this was extremely sarcastic. No, I won't pay your hospital bills if you're stupid enough to try this. No, you can't blame me when your mom finds out.

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^ Forget the banana peels, catnip gets you sooooooooo hiiiiiiiighh man

 

 

If your a cat!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meow! lol

 

this tread is retarded in everyway...let the flaming begin.....

 

Matt , go stand to the toliet, now your high on pot!

 

 

Call the airport and reserve a plane, We'll fly over russia, and when i push you out of the plan , you'll see some of the biggest , greenest tree's you ever seen!!!!!

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If your a cat!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meow! lol

 

this tread is retarded in everyway...let the flaming begin.....

 

Matt , go stand to the toliet, now your high on pot!

 

 

Call the airport and reserve a plane, We'll fly over russia, and when i push you out of the plan , you'll see some of the biggest , greenest tree's you ever seen!!!!!

from what i heard ur having problems finding trees also

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from what i heard ur having problems finding trees also

true, But i'm looking for that damn money tree..lol

 

the same one, your getting all these new cars off of!

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dont hate me just because i have my bike and two new vechicles and im retired dont worry rob my bills are paid.

 

Easy killer. You're coming on a bit strong for those of us who have to deal with reality. I mean really, 20 years old and retired? Maybe you meant retarded. To start a thread about getting weed is by far the dumbest thing I have seen on here. If you were doing it as a joke to see what people would say, I think you get the message. If cars are your thing, than take a look at the people who have respectable cars. I assume you joined the site to be around people that are into cars. They, for the most part, have worked their ass off for the cars they have. So for you to say you are retired and throw around you have a bike and "new cars”, which are 2-3 years old, you only sound like an ass clown whose buddies think he's the shit but, everyone else can't wait for him to leave.

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Trust me here when i say, Nobody thinks Matt is the shit! He is a loud mouth in person. And the sadist part is.... He really is looking for weed on here :nono:

ugh, do I really need to clarify..

 

Sadist: one who has a sexual perversion in which gratification is obtained by the infliction of physical or mental pain on others

"After landing a double backflip elbow drop, the sadist laughed as he saw the face of the person who recieved the mung."

Saddest: the quality of being the most disappointed

"People who have proclivities towards munging are the saddest excuses for human beings."

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ugh, do I really need to clarify..

 

Sadist: one who has a sexual perversion in which gratification is obtained by the infliction of physical or mental pain on others

"After landing a double backflip elbow drop, the sadist laughed as he saw the face of the person who recieved the mung."

Saddest: the quality of being the most disappointed

"People who have proclivities towards munging are the saddest excuses for human beings."

 

...and the sig continues to grow.

 

we could have an entire foum devoted to gearhead, coltboostin, and a few others who refuse to intelligently convey ideas.

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