SpaceGhost Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 As in another thread I started today I was driving home. This occurrence happened before the other one. And this car cuts me off in the left lane without signaling or looking. And yes that is one of CPD's finest just up ahead. http://www.columbusdiscgolf.com/IMAGES/4_19/041906_17431.jpg As you can see this chic has a fucking cool car! 05 Mustang v6 complete with racing stripes- check Personalized plate - qeen bee - check And White ford sticker on back window - "Bad Ass Girls Drive Bad Ass Cars" - check So I back off a bit and give this magnificent machine a bit of room, because quite frankly I am very intimidated. She dives down a little further on 670E and eventually has to get over to the far right lane before she gets to the 270 exit to go SOUTH. SO she then cuts off several people to get in the far right lane where she then has to slow down and I get to take this pic: http://www.columbusdiscgolf.com/IMAGES/4_19/041906_17461.jpg OHHHHHHH Of course that explains it! She is on her FUCKING CELLPHONE! Now I understand! Hey Ladies make sure next time you are on the fucking phone while you are driving that you don't cut people off and drive like a cunt because you are too occupied on your phone and don't know any better. And also make sure there isn't some asshole taking pics of you to post on the net for some fucking female ownage. Yes I am an :asshole: But this chic should get served, and I hope people link this to as many local boards as possible or cut and paste(I have a lot of bandwidth to host pics so no worries, post them) to see if this chic is known by anyone. Please spread the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 No way, a chick driving a V6 Mustang???!!! I'm just curious what her bad-ass toy is, because a V6 Mustang sure as heck isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 I have seen that car many times..She lives on Stygler Rd in gahanna..I used to pass it all of the time going home from WOW.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Beat me to it. Queen Bee got her stinger at the lions den. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Her using any referance to "bee" makes the mopar in me want to go balistic on her. The fact she is on the cellphone makes me want to invent an aimable EMP discharge. Not only fry her phone, but jolt the car while Im at it. Eric, any intrest in EMP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmrmnhrm Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Do a google search for "HERF gun" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 I have seen that car many times..She lives on Stygler Rd in gahanna..I used to pass it all of the time going home from WOW.. Ah, yes. That's where I saw it. If you go 270 to 62 east. Then turn left onto Stygler. It's about a mile up on the left . Parked outside too. You should get a huge piece of paper and put on it "Learn how to drive bitch" and tape it on her front window . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Ah, yes. That's where I saw it. If you go 270 to 62 east. Then turn left onto Stygler. It's about a mile up on the left . Parked outside too. You should get a huge piece of paper and put on it "Learn how to drive bitch" and tape it on her front window . Noted..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Noted..... or if you wanted to pull a totally high school prank you could sneak up to her car at night and pee on her doorhandle, so she'd touch it without even knowing!!!kekekekekelame seriously, though, how are you bitching about her talking on her cell phone when you're TAKING FUCKING PICTURES. I understand your point (and very much agree with it...i hate bitches like that) about her being a dumb slut, but does anyone else see the irony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Ive been cut off on the bike and mustang by fucking bitches on cell phones in suv's all the time... I think they are the worst!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Im going to call you while you are driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Taking pictures is much less dangerous than talking while driving... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRN96WS6 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Why didn't you just call the non emergency line of the police department and get her pulled over for being a menace to other drivers? I really don't understand why people have such a hard time talking and driving I do it more often then not using a handsfree and I am just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Ah, yes. That's where I saw it. If you go 270 to 62 east. Then turn left onto Stygler. It's about a mile up on the left . Parked outside too. You should get a huge piece of paper and put on it "Learn how to drive bitch" and tape it on her front window . so can i park in your driveway while i go do this? i mean, you are like right around the corner arent you? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Taking pictures is much less dangerous than talking while driving... I stayed in my lane and had assured clear distance. The first pic was taken at 2mph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 so can i park in your driveway while i go do this? i mean, you are like right around the corner arent you? lol No . and sort of. it's probably about 1/2 mile to 3/4 mile away from me. I'm right off Imperial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 oh. i thought the middle school was about a mile up from the freeway. i guess my mind-mile-meter is off a bit. you know what...i think im thinking of the dark blue/purple one thats right there before the school... i havent been over there much lately since i stopped delivering pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Taking pictures is much less dangerous than talking while driving... relativity has nothing to do with this. Talking while driving is much less dangerous than eating while driving which is less dangerous than reading the newspaper while driving which is less dangerous than drinking scalding hot coffee while driving which is less dangerous than any combination of the above, which I've seen every possible combination of actions. All these actions are less dangerous than sticking a hot poker up a rabid wolf's ass. So what if it's less dangerous, its still not a good idea. Spaceghost, I'm not saying your a bad driver, I'm just saying that irony pwns everything, even if you were doing 2mph. The dumb bitch will get what's coming to her:). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG SHAFE Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 relativity has nothing to do with this. Talking while driving is much less dangerous than eating while driving which is less dangerous than reading the newspaper while driving which is less dangerous than drinking scalding hot coffee while driving which is less dangerous than any combination of the above, which I've seen every possible combination of actions. All these actions are less dangerous than sticking a hot poker up a rabid wolf's ass. So what if it's less dangerous, its still not a good idea. Spaceghost, I'm not saying your a bad driver, I'm just saying that irony pwns everything, even if you were doing 2mph. The dumb bitch will get what's coming to her:). Key point here, he didn't cut anyone off while taking pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 No, he cut me off. I'm uploading my video of it now - it's footage of him cutting me off while taking pictures of a girl cutting him off. It's totally rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 No, he cut me off. I'm uploading my video of it now - it's footage of him cutting me off while taking pictures of a girl cutting him off. It's totally rad. /endthreadnow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medium fast Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 I was in my work truck friday night, and some crazy bitch on a cell phone bumped me while switching lanes. She took off, and I really didn't care since.. well its the work truck. So I end up beside her in traffic and she keeps giving me dirty looks, so I decide to blow her a kiss. She got off at the next exit, I was crakcing up the entire time. It was a very interesting occurence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuruma Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 This kind of cunt usually ends up going psycho on you should you dare to honk your horn to let her know she is about to cause a pileup with an illegal left turn, or by running that stop sign that she just can't be bothered to notice. Women driving SUVs give me the worst problems, since it seems that anything that doesn't at least come up to their windows must not exist to them... Or maybe they think that driving an SUV with no passengers or cargo gives them absolute right of way regardless of the laws dissenting opinion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhobs Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 No way, a chick driving a V6 Mustang???!!! I'm just curious what her bad-ass toy is, because a V6 Mustang sure as heck isn't. hey i drive a v6 mustang and i think its hot........so what if its not a standard...what is with guys obsessed with stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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