Idiot thread!

[El Karacho1647545492]

So what is better: Fire, the wheel, or indoor plumbing?

 

I think indoor plumbing is the shit; Fire and the wheel are both naturally occuring (in that nature supplies fire and cylindrical-ish objects, like tree cross-sections). Indoor plumbing, however, is something we humans created. We took the element that covers 2/3 of the Earths surface (in surface area only! not even counting pure volume) and managed to force it to do our bidding. We're able to pump millions of gallons of water to millions of houses and then decide to turn it off if we want. We can fill a 40,000 gallon pool at the twist of a knob and a little patience; we can take a shit and have it magically be taken away to a much better place than anywhere near my house.

 

Discuss.

[Mitch]

I like sliced bread. I think indoor plumbing came before that and that makes it the best thing since sliced bread and I may be wrong, or I may be drunk...Either way I am about to pass out and enjoy peace from the daily grind that non-alcoholics can not understand.

 

BTW wheels are nice too, as far as your list goes. It was a tough call.

[TheBussman1647545507]

electricity FTW

[El Karacho1647545492]

electricity FTW

That's a definite consideration; how about fusing electricity and plumbing and coming up with hydroelectric power?

[Farkas]

Individually wrapped slices of American Cheese.. FTMFW

[RedRocket1647545505]

porn

 

/thread

[Lustalbert]

free porn

 

/thread

 

fixed

[Spidey2721]

beer

[McGraw]

hot women that aren't bitches and are easy, and beer.

 

 

as for your list, the wheel, cause where would we all be without it?

[morabu]

the sailboat.........we'd all still be on other continents, speaking "funny" languages FTL!!!!