JaSSon Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 I saw this on another site as I was passing through. Personally, i would rank Brock Samson a little higher on the list. 1. Tyler Durden Of course, what better way to start this list off than with the man who lives within us all? “I look how you want to look, I fuck how you want to fuck…” The thing about him is that he won’t kick your ass himself, he will convince you to do it for him. Not only that, but afterwards you will feel freer than you have ever felt in your life. 2. John McClain This name was the answer given when Osama Bin Laden was asked what his worst fear was. Before we had homeland security, we had John McLain. He single-handedly thwarted every terrorist attempt on US soil from the late eighties to the early nineties, half the time without even having proper footwear. 3. James Bond There is only one Bond and his name is Connery. This guy could show up in your country, sleep with all your women, kill them along with all your henchmen, destroy your plans to dominate the world, blow up your hideout, and drink all your martinis before you could utter the phrase “Shaken, not stirred.” 4. Brock Sampson If you are unfamiliar with the Venture Bros., you may not know this name. That is cool because Brock doesn’t give a shit what you know. He is too busy killing ninjas and ghost pirates to care what a bunch of net nerds think. Whatever you do, just don’t try to tell him where he can and can’t camp. 5. Obi Wan Kenobi He may not be the most powerful Jedi, but on any given day he can triumph in a battle. He is like the wildcard. Whether his opponent is Darth Maul, Darth Vader, or just a super crazy Jedi-killing machine, he can pull out the win. Obi is the underdog that too many villains have taken lightly and ended up either cut in half or burned beyond recognition. 6. Achilles “Does he think he will take the beach of Troy with 30 men?” Yes, yes he does. Actually, he would do it himself if he didn’t care enough about his men to get them a decent kill count as well. Gold statues of sun gods do not scare him, and neither do kings who are to full of themselves to realize who the real winner is in a battle. Bonus points awarded for killing the bitch ass Hector. 7. Batman You can not defeat the bat. Not even if you have super powers and he does not. One might argue that he is nothing without his toys, but don’t let him hear you say that. He might just drop his utility belt and punch you in the face so hard your future kids will be born knocked the fuck out 8. Wolverine This is the most homicidal little ball of hair you will ever see in your life. This one is bad ass not only because of his killing abilities, but also his ability to take pain. Everything he does hurts. Bad. Imagine having your flesh ripped open by three sharp knives every time you want to open a beer. Logan doesn’t even blink an eye. He actually enjoys it. 9. Red Foreman “I may be the only man in this room who has actually killed a guy.” The thing about Red was that he never had to kick anyone’s ass. A look was enough to shiver the timbers of the even most seasoned pirate. A police officer once pulled Red over. Red let him off with a warning. It doesn’t get any more bad ass than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 Brock Sampson should be #1, and I would also rank Red Foreman a lot higher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 10. Walker Texas Ranger...... Chuck Norris enough said. And he qualifies for fictional character cause he wants to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 9. Shaft..... YOU DAMN RIGHT!!!!! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 The one that comes to mind for me is the guy in The Usual Suspects Kiazer Sosay. Not that he was all that in the movie but the way that he describes himself is pretty seriously bad ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Do you mean "Kaiser Soze"? Please Google before you attempt to spell. Was Achilles fictional? I know he was the stuff of Greek legends, but I wonder if he did exist. Regardless, he took the beaches of Troy with 50 men. Some idiot got the quote wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Was Achilles fictional? I know he was the stuff of Greek legends, but I wonder if he did exist. Regardless, he took the beaches of Troy with 50 men. Some idiot got the quote wrong. He was both. He exsited, but the tales of his exploits may have been exagerated....actually, they deffinately were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
launchin1st Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 +1 for red foreman. how would you like to wear your ass for a hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Red Foreman is the only man who would openly call his son "dumbass" repeatedly to his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drumer919 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 ^ Dont be so sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 What the fuck Jack Bauer doesn't even need to sleep, piss, or eat, easily #2 behind Brock Samson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony_K Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 http://www.poster.net/scarface/scarface-photo-scarface-6235655.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 What the fuck Jack Bauer doesn't even need to sleep, piss, or eat, easily #2 behind Brock Samson Jack Bauer has feelings, i.e. not on the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 What the fuck Jack Bauer doesn't even need to sleep, piss, or eat, easily #2 behind Brock Samson Vic Mackey would tear up Jack Bauer, hands down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Jack Bauer has feelings, i.e. not on the list. That could be argued for Wolverine though, he had some major feelings for Phoenix/Jean Grey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
351mach11647545510 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Red foreman is at the top of my list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m165/Jduffey/celtic-predator1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Tyler Durden is not fictional: Discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
launchin1st Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 what about sideshow bob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 How the hell is sideshow bob? He couldn't even kill a 10 year old and got his ass kicked by rakes when he stepped on them and hit him in the face. Far from badass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 http://koti.mbnet.fi/~jupa/hpr2.gif The Good: He doesn't talk much, just does what he needs to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Red=alot higher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 http://www.ballade.no/nmi.nsf/pic/dirtyharrystor/$file/dirtyharrystor.jpg /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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