Guest tt331fox Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: a) lovemaking b) screwing c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b) your blood-test results c) five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a) your partner climaxes first b) you both climax simultaneously c) you don't miss PINKS 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: a) healthy, creative love-play b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend could ever agree to c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: a) the best part of the experience b) the second best part of the experience c) $100 extra 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: a) impossible - she looks too gorgeous! b) not a problem, she can join your gym c) a conservative estimate 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: a) a myth b) an oxymoron c) a moron 8. Foreplay is to sex as: a) appetizer is to entree b) primer is to paint c) a line is to an amusement park ride 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? a) "I hope we can still be friends." b) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep." c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU." 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: a) probably needs more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy b) is uptight and a waste of time c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place Score 1 point for every answer "a" Score 2 points for every answer "b" Score 3 points for every answer "c" Your Score 10 points: You are a saint, a liar, or a eunuch. 11-20 points: You are an average joe. Good luck in the battle of the sexes. 21-30 points: You are a real man's man. Your fear of intimacy with women and your love of men's sports screams latent homosexuality. You need a nice she-male dominatrix to teach you respect. 31-40 You can't add. http://jokes.comedycentral.com/images/v3/joke_display/boxbttm_580w.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 I'm curious as to why you want other guys to tell you their scores... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tt331fox Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 People Have To Much Time!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tt331fox Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Sorry Cut It And Pasted It Like That... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Interesting........... "c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town" Never heard that one before lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Interesting........... "c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town" Never heard that one before lol Man in the boat time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 On a scale of 0 to "I don't give a fuck" this thread gets a "blow me". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 On a scale of 0 to "I don't give a fuck" this thread gets a "blow me". +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Man in the boat time. Hush.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoe Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 I have been known to "rock" the man in the boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismindless Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 22 pts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash1647545504 Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 I win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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