Miller Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio: All I have to say is "Go Bucks!" You might be from Ohio (pronounced Uh-hi-uh), if: You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange! You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction. You live less than 30 miles from some college or university. You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candied ones. "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south." You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths. You measure distance in minutes. Your school classes were canceled because of cold. Your school classes were canceled because of heat. You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July. "You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. For example: "Where's my coat at?" You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. You think of the major four food groups as corn, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows. You carry jumper cables in your car. You know what 'pop' is. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. (Amen!) The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires six pages for sports. If you actually get these jokes -- then you're probably from OHIO. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Miller Posted February 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 re.......seepicbelow http://gallery.elvado.de/albums/structure/USER-RELATED/insults/noob/normal_stfu-noob.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 I saw Jeff Foxworthy do this live when it came out when I was in high school... ...wait....no...my mom did... ..wait..no...my grandpa... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 Yeah....repost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted February 15, 2007 Report Share Posted February 15, 2007 I saw this on one of VH1's "I love the 90's" episode. Can't remember the year though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 My picture's better. Noob. http://s87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/jnds/stfu_noob/31.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supplicium Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 You measure distance in minutes. soo true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted February 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 I just got it in an email today you bunch of slap jawed faggots. /emo tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 My dad got it in typed out in numbers on his pager when he was 17. 8008135 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morabu Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 weird........... i love boobies too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 I saw this on one of VH1's "I love the 90's" episode. Can't remember the year though. 1990 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted February 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 My dad got it in typed out in numbers on his pager when he was 17. 8008135 Dude...I'm gonna kick you in the hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Dude...I'm gonna kick you in the hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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