El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 I don't think he's got a thing for me. He went to a Catholic school in New Jersey for HS, and his only real problem is that he's immature as hell and CANNOT close a deal with a girl to save his life. Seriously. Its a big step if he holds hands with anyone. Last year we saw him making out with a girl drunk as fuck at a party, and he denies it. WTF?? Its not like she was ugly! I really don't think he's gay though, since once when he went to the bathroom when he was "done", I peeked at his computer and it was normal girl-on-girl action. Definitely straight. I think I'm gonna tell the other guys and see what they think I should do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FormulaMatt Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Then like I said, maybe he think its risky with you in the room and thinks its extreme masturbating. Gives him a little something extra, you know, like fucking in public places would be for normal people. The thrill of getting caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted February 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 LOL@EXTREME MASTURBATING hahahahahhaha. Thats such a fucking funny term. I just imagine some guy jumping out of an airplane and jerking off all the way down until he pulls his parachute. "You don't know how it is. Masturbating while you're plummeting towards the earth is just the greatest rush you can feel" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Masturbating while you're plummeting towards the earth is just the greatest rush you can feel It really is..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 i wonder what he'd do if I made him a fleshlight Line it with icy hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Icy Hot Fleshlight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 That's just wrong man...it's been a while since my days in college, but I'm so glad I was lucky enough to have an apartment and car right away. I did have two roommates but at least we had seperate bedrooms and a family room, etc... It's tough when it's your buddy. Personally, I'd just tell him straight up that if he wants to do that shit, do it alone or better yet, go bang an ugly in the dark or something...jeeshh! I doubt he will need to have it explained in detail or anything. If that doesn't work, I like the web cam idea.....or just PM a buddy to get like 15 people to rush in and catch him in the act Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Next time it happens, I would start laughing and ask "dude please tell me you are not jerking off while I am in the room are you?" Then get him to laugh, and just say "bro that is not going to fly." He will not do it anymore and if he does, go over and punch him in the arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 tell him to go get some ass so he will stop beating off. desperate times call for desperate messures. just tell him to stop beating off when you are in the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Ask him if he needs any help....if he says NO he will probably quit. If he says yes, you need a new room-mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Step 1: Print off this thread. Step 2: Leave the pages where he will read them. Step 3: Enjoy not having your roommate jerking off while you're in the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Step 1: Print off this thread. Step 2: Leave the pages where he will read them. Step 3: Enjoy not having your roommate jerking off while you're in the room. Post a picture of him on this tread, then print it out and hang it on the outside of your dorm door. Then call everyone you know to look at your door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 you got to work it before you jerk it..... haha Print this thread and post on the bullition board in the main lobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Print this thread and post on the bullition board in the main lobby Genious. :nod: EDIT: Credit to Hal. He said it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boost-n-Juice Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 I was going to say email him the link to this thread. On a side note years ago I caught one of my co-workers choking his chicken. It was an unpleasant event and I ended up telling all the other guys. This was at a Limestone Quarry, workin with some good ole boys. They would come on the radio and make jerking off noises and he slowly caught on that everyone knew. hahahaaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undr_psi Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 send him links to the shit that linn post...an E-cock block Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psi nrg Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 I like to masturbate uncontrolably at socially awkward times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 print this thread, jerk off on the past page, give it to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Get him to enlist. This is a socialy acceptable behavior when deplyed. Ask Brian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 What is that old saying... If you cant beat them, join them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibies Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 when hes doin it just turn around and sit and stare at him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mushijobah Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Make sure you do not staple the pages of the threads, but use natural adhesive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
89Z24 Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 shoot him in the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTheAzn Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 dont make a big deal about it because it will make it might make it awkward after, just print out a "rule" sheet and have that number one....thou shall not wank when the other roommate is present" haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Next time he does it. Be like hey man you still awake? when he says yes. Tell him you been really thinking about your life and shit and about giving your heart to christ....... dude it will stop it I'm sure of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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