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How to break into Fords.


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Step 1: Take any key smaller than the ford lock key (GM Lock Keys work great)

Step 2: Insert key upside down into Ford lock.

Step 3: At a decent pace, move the key back and forth in the lock while turning the key in the unlock direction

Step 4: Profit

 

It works, try it. Ive taught it to a few of my friends and they say it works too. Figured this out when I locked the only set of keys we have for the Windstar in it.

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How to break into a DSM:

 

Part 1: Follow said DSM and wait for it to break down.

Part 2: Owner will likely leave car on side of road because they can't afford towing, pick up car with your own tow truck later on.

Part 3: Profit.

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Step 1: Take any key smaller than the ford lock key (GM Lock Keys work great)

Step 2: Insert key upside down into Ford lock.

Step 3: At a decent pace, move the key back and forth in the lock while turning the key in the unlock direction

Step 4: Profit

 

It works, try it. Ive taught it to a few of my friends and they say it works too. Figured this out when I locked the only set of keys we have for the Windstar in it.

Lock Racking for the win. I can't believe with the double sides keys that would have that issue.

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How to keep stupid people from driving away in your Cobra

 

Step 1: Open trunk.

Step 2: Smack inertia switch with moderate ferocity.

Step 3: Close trunk and leave.

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How to break into Fords.....

 

Just let it go. If it's locked it wasnt meant to be

 

 

How to break into GM's.....

 

Call Chuck Norris

 

 

How to break into a Ferrari....

 

Die and be reincarnated as a remote door opener.

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Are we taking bets on this?

 

No. It is a felony I believe to have these tools outside of a bodyshop property. On the other hand though name the car and I have most likely done it. I have been at my shop for 5k (of course some of the same cars) cars so I have done it a few times.

 

Ask ADAM cause he locked half of the keys in the cars I had to break into. All of which he took credit for getting back. :)

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How to break into a jeep

1. try the door its probably unlocked you god damned thieves

2. If owner is stupid enough to lock the doors unzip the fucking window.

 

I went to leave for work last wednesday and came out to this.

http://www.columbusht.com/uploads/vandals.jpg

 

 

I've owned jeeps for the last seven years. I leave nothing in it, no spare change, shitty, shitty factory radio, not even the owners manual. Theres a pen and notepad in the console. They stole a pouch that contained my insurance card, my registration and spare fuses. Thats the first time anyone has cut the top. The windows are secured by velcro and a fucking zipper. You'll draw less attention if someone sees you calmly unzipping a window than hacking away with a knife. The real pisser...the doors were intentionally left unlocked.

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No. It is a felony I believe to have these tools outside of a bodyshop property. On the other hand though name the car and I have most likely done it. I have been at my shop for 5k (of course some of the same cars) cars so I have done it a few times.

 

Ask ADAM cause he locked half of the keys in the cars I had to break into. All of which he took credit for getting back. :)

 

 

 

I used to repo cars and I still have all my tools. I cant do 30 sec but def under 1 min

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