cowboy from texas (funny as hell)

[Guest Wunna Dig Race]

cowboy from texas

 

Cowboy from Texas

 

A cowboy from Texas, hauling his horse in a trailer to a rodeo, gets pulled

over by an Oklahoma DPS Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture

the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight

around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable.

 

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing

that, he kept swatting at some flies that were persistently buzzing around

his head.

 

The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' a problem with them circle flies ?"

 

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what

they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies."

 

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're

called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the

back end of a horse."

 

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment

later he stops and asks, "Are you callin' me a horse's %@*?"

 

"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement

to call y'all a horse's %@*."

 

"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket.

 

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,

"Hard to fool them flies though".

[dragknee66]

All of these 8 ghey jokes you posted could be done in 1 thread.. instead of spamming the front page of the forum with them

[morabu]

oh well

it's not bothering anybody else