TurboRust Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 So I was watching monday night football with the guys and the wife calls: I need you to come home right now and kill an animal. I'm like wtf she says the dog is on top of the woodpile barking like crazy and she saw two eyes with the flashlight ran and stayed inside. I come home and find my husky/lab mix going crazy and see a furry grey animal in the wood pile. I load up my quietest weapon possible(it was 11pm and I'm right across from reynoldsburg popo station) you never know when a blowgun is gonna come in handy http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/Turborust/blowgun.jpg I got out to the woodpile and shot off a good 30 darts but they didnt seem to be working. http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/Turborust/shot1.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/Turborust/shot2.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/Turborust/shot3.jpg MG] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboRust Posted August 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 at one point he tried to getaway, I had to rethink my weapon of choice. http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/Turborust/getaway.jpg hmm this should work better http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/Turborust/murderweapon.jpg finally sweet victory is mine http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/Turborust/blood.jpg be dead with you http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/Turborust/dead3.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/Turborust/dead2.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/Turborust/dead1.jpg and Dante, my killer of a dog that just couldnt get the job done here he is practicing on some squirrels http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/Turborust/DanteSquirrel4.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 what. the. fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrblunt Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 damn U@!!!!!!!!!!!, beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboRust Posted August 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 well if i lived in the country i woulda walked up and shot it, but that wasnt an option being in the middle of downtown reynoldsburg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SloSRT4 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Ur crazy man... Ur crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 We had a large one on our deck one night crawling up the arbor to the wisteria vines where several birds have nests.....scared the crap out of me to see both dogs go after something like that as I was thinking oh shit...skunk..... Anyway, I couldn't shoot it either given we're in Dublin and the house next door was so close. I pepper sprayed him, but he did nothing but hang on for dear life and growl like the a nasty bitch. I then went out and got a spray bottle of prestone antifreeze and proceeded to fill his mouth with about 12oz of the stuff as he swallowed and gagged it down. Haven't seen him since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboRust Posted August 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 my propane torch kept blowing out when he hissed at it... i woulda had opossum jerky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 This thread just made my day. You with a blowgun FTMFW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboRust Posted August 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 like my boots? i was afraid the bitch was gonna jump out an get me, being all rabid and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 like my boots? i was afraid the bitch was gonna jump out an get me, being all rabid and shit. LOL!!! The boots set it off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 It's funny that I now know someone that I can borrow a blow gun from (if there were ever a time that I'd need to borrow a blow gun). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buteo Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 like my boots? i was afraid the bitch was gonna jump out an get me, being all rabid and shit. right...considering there hasnt been a rabid opossum in franklin county since 1977 or so. But, good choice on shooting it with darts and taking an axe to it If your gonna kill it do it right... noob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboRust Posted August 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 and taking an axe to it If your gonna kill it do it right... noob that was a fillet knife, duct tape, and a broom handle, noob. no axes were used in the killing of this animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboRust Posted August 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 It's funny that I now know someone that I can borrow a blow gun from (if there were ever a time that I'd need to borrow a blow gun). I have 2 if you ever need to borrow one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboRust Posted August 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 triply dipity opossum killing post bitches. good night i have to work at 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buteo Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 that was a fillet knife, duct tape, and a broom handle, noob. thanks for explaining your ignorance and stupidity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan93z28 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 that was AWESOME. just imagine what those peta fuckers would say. puts a smile on my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 My dog loves to slaughter them. I'd rather he not, but he gets there first. Next time, dress in appropriate "native/caveman" gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverEvo8owner Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 what a long slow gruesome death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlygirl18t Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Derek next Monday when your over at my house for football go for the second kill. I have an annoying ground hog living under my front porch. Get Dave to help you we have a fresh box of thumb tacks. BTW we have a really really big wooden mallet. Derek the rodent slayer. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Worst. Death. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Thats it, I am calling PETA... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/Turborust/blowgun.jpg You sure look satisfied in this picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/Turborust/blowgun.jpg You sure look satisfied in this picture. Wouldnt you be if you FINALLY had a semi-legitimate reason for using your GIGANTIC BLOWGUN?! I would have felt like it was my birthday and christmas at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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