Joke of the Day - 9/26/07

[Casper]

Taken from XB12S on Ohio Riders:

 

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

 

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Hayabusa. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Suzuki, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the frame of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the 'busa back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

 

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

 

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

 

The moral of the story?

 

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Hayabusa to pick up chicks.

[ImUrOBGYN]

lol funny. "Insert your car/bike here." Guess that joke would work for many forms of trans.

[El Karacho1647545492]

A guy cleaning out his attic finds a funny looking lamp and rubs it, and a genie pops out. The genie says "I'll give you three wishes, but for anything you desire your wife will get double."

 

The guys agrees and says "for my first wish, I want a new car." The genie snaps his fingers, and says "now your wife has two new cars as well." The man says "I also want a new house." The genie snaps his fingers and says "you have a new house, and your wife now has two...aren't you worried she'll leave you?" The man says "nah...for my last wish, I want you to beat me half to death."

[suffocateXfaster1647545505]

A guy cleaning out his attic finds a funny looking lamp and rubs it, and a genie pops out. The genie says "I'll give you three wishes, but for anything you desire your wife will get double."

 

The guys agrees and says "for my first wish, I want a new car." The genie snaps his fingers, and says "now your wife has two new cars as well." The man says "I also want a new house." The genie snaps his fingers and says "you have a new house, and your wife now has two...aren't you worried she'll leave you?" The man says "nah...for my last wish, I want you to beat me half to death."

HA! That got me to bust out pretty good.

[girlygirl18t]

That is too funny. I told it to a few of the guys at work.

[Kevin R.]

Heard that joke with BMW. It's a good one.

[Kevin R.]

http://gocrazydonttazeme.ytmnd.com/