ImUrOBGYN Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 lol Some of you guys are rotten. It's hilarious. Let's see. From women, these two phrases drive me crazy. They're very simple. "Nothing." and "I don't know." As in, "What is wrong with you?" "Nothing." You know goddamn well what's wrong so spit it out, quit pouting and being a bitch or get the hell over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pikey Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 I hate when women say " Most of my friends are guys...I don't get along with other girls." Loose translation: I slept with, or tried to sleep with all my former friend's boyfriends because I need attention. Or..."he's like a brother to me." Your "brother" would fuck you in a heartbeat...idiot. Peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 I'm surprised this one hasn't come up yet: "I think we need to talk" That means you are guilty of some combination of the following: A) You owe someone money B) You got someone pregnant C) You're gonna get dumped D) You're a total loser fucktard who needs to move out of his parents basement Every time I've heard it its been A or C. This is a personal one: "You use really big words" coming from a girl. I know I use big words, you stupid fucking bitch, I'm not going to dumb myself down so I can stick Caxide Jr. where your entire high school football team has already spelunked, but while I'm trying to do so I'd really appreciate it if you'd shut your goddamn mouth and try to figure out what I'm saying in context instead of relying on the assumption that everyone else is as vacuous a fuckhole as you. /rant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotcorvmamma Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 " I trust you!" *then goes to work get's on line and post this kind of shit* I hate when women say " Most of my friends are guys...I don't get along with other girls." Loose translation: I slept with, or tried to sleep with all my former friend's boyfriends because I need attention. Or..."he's like a brother to me." Your "brother" would fuck you in a heartbeat...idiot. Peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 "We're out of beer" - NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! "Dude....can you pick me up" @ 4 am "WOW I really would like a ring already" -g/f "you use me for sex"-g/f- Damn right I do, and you do the same!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 " I trust you!" *then goes to work get's on line and post this kind of shit* Excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 This is a personal one: "You use really big words" coming from a girl. I know I use big words, you stupid fucking bitch, I'm not going to dumb myself down so I can stick Caxide Jr. where your entire high school football team has already spelunked, but while I'm trying to do so I'd really appreciate it if you'd shut your goddamn mouth and try to figure out what I'm saying in context instead of relying on the assumption that everyone else is as vacuous a fuckhole as you. /rant It must be quite a chore to be you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FooFooMaru Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 "like" "um" "uh" and "you play guitar? Oh, bass guitar....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 " I trust you!" *then goes to work get's on line and post this kind of shit* LOL that is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pikey Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 " I trust you!" *then goes to work get's on line and post this kind of shit* Someone read way too much into this. I'm talking about girls you meet at a bar or club...not any woman I would be in relationship with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotcorvmamma Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Someone read way too much into this. I'm talking about girls you meet at a bar or club...not any woman I would be in relationship with. because you would "trust her" right??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pikey Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 because you would "trust her" right??? There's exceptions to every rule, but from experience...nope:) I'd trust you;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 "hi" - Leave me the fuck alone I dont want to meet you! "Anything my female friends have to say" - I'm a stupid guy that only wants to have sex with you so why in the hell are you waisting your time talking to me? I'm just a dog like all of the other guys so you should turn to the lesbian lifestyle and stop bitching to me about how guys treat you like shit. "Why are you so evil" - BECAUSE IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 assuming you know what you are doing.... i hate hearing "yes bitch I did, it feels better... " Hear that a lot, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Let's see. From women, these two phrases drive me crazy. They're very simple. "Nothing." and "I don't know." As in, "What is wrong with you?" "Nothing." You know goddamn well what's wrong so spit it out, quit pouting and being a bitch or get the hell over it. AMEN!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan93z28 Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 I hate when women say " Most of my friends are guys...I don't get along with other girls." Loose translation: I slept with, or tried to sleep with all my former friend's boyfriends because I need attention. Or..."he's like a brother to me." Your "brother" would fuck you in a heartbeat...idiot. Peace HAHA soooooo true its not even funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Hear that a lot, do you? uh oh... is someone jealous? and no, don't get your hopes up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 uh oh... is someone jealous? and no, don't get your hopes up. Don't believe everything the internetz says... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AutoFreak57 Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 lol Some of you guys are rotten. It's hilarious. Let's see. From women, these two phrases drive me crazy. They're very simple. "Nothing." and "I don't know." As in, "What is wrong with you?" "Nothing." You know goddamn well what's wrong so spit it out, quit pouting and being a bitch or get the hell over it. I think I heard that about every day from my ex, I eventually just stopped asking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 "I think I might be pregnant" Heard that one 2 times, 1 one turned out not to be mine still waiting on the second learn condoms n00b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 learn condoms n00b Yeah I get discounts when I order 100 at a time. You never can have too many condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 learn condoms n00b That is whats wrong with kids these days. No one knows how to use a condom right! http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/condom-college-girls.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Yeah I get discounts when I order 100 at a time. You never can have too many condoms. truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttemper Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 you're going to stick that WHERE?!!?!?! HAHA i kidd kidd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/condom-college-girls.jpg oh shi- looks like jailbait, but fuck it, id do time for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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