Jonan1647545505 Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 most of you have attended or are about to attend a White Elephant. i have one coming up this weekend for work and would like to get some ideas. limit is $25. last year the woman and i put in a dart board and a pop corn maker. we recieved a big fuzzy blanket and a coffee mug with a few diffent flavors of coffee. i really hate these things, people always get useless things. i didnt want to get the popcorn maker, i prefer the microwave. but whatever. so what you got?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 One year I took a huge box, put a bunch of bricks at the bottom of it, then a layer of cardboard, and a plunger. It was a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 $25 worth of worn out socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 I put $20 worth of gas station restroom condoms in a box one year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 A DVR with dungeon midget porn labeled, "safe for work". A small bottle of lube. 1 box of tissues. 1 throw up bag from an airline of your choice. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmrmnhrm Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 A DVR with dungeon midget porn labeled, "safe for work". http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/iloled-pam.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 $25 gas card. Boy will they be pissed when they find out it has already been used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 I think you guys who replied are the type of people that are pissing him off at these White Elephants things. Here's a cool site with cool and stupid gifts perfect for these kinda things. http://www.stupid.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Go to adult book store and buy $25 worth of stuff. Fun and usefull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Butt plugs are always a party hit ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonan1647545505 Posted December 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 all good ideas hilarious. im not pissed about gifts given at the WE but i hate buying gifts for WE. i wish i worked for a company where these types of "gifts" would be appreicated. and perhaps i shouldnt have labled it White Elephant, wikapedia defines it waay different than when work explained it. any other hilarious ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 all good ideas hilarious. im not pissed about gifts given at the WE but i hate buying gifts for WE. i wish i worked for a company where these types of "gifts" would be appreicated. and perhaps i shouldnt have labled it White Elephant, wikapedia defines it waay different than when work explained it. any other hilarious ones? Did you check out the website I posted? Plenty of non NWS stuff there for work. Also, I remember seeing a butt plug that shapes the poo when it comes out of your ass (the only place it should be coming out of) into a star shape, square, etc like so much playdoh maker. I can't find it offhand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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