Online dumb bitches

[sciloteous]

read if you're bored

 

ok, I nail alot of bitches online.. I mean they're on these dumb ass dating sites for reason... it just kills me how these girls take this shit so serious.. heres an example

 

 

some of you may think im an asshole but i dont give a fuck!

 

 

merry christmas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

her (8:49:41 PM): hello

went away at 8:49:44 PM.

(8:49:50 PM): whats up

(8:50:08 PM): How has your Christmas been?

(8:50:14 PM): it was awesome, yours?

(8:50:22 PM): It was great!

(8:50:31 PM): thats good

(8:50:44 PM): So what was your favorite gift that you got?

(8:51:02 PM): probably the new comp.

(8:51:13 PM): nice

(8:51:16 PM): yep

(8:51:21 PM): whose this by the way, sorry

(8:51:48 PM): This is Tina from match, my match.com id is

(8:52:59 PM): oh ok, i remember u

(8:53:03 PM): sexy for sure

(8:53:24 PM): thanks

(8:53:34 PM): you are pretty hot yourself

(8:53:37 PM): ty

(8:53:42 PM): so what did santa bring u

(8:54:19 PM): a new flat screen tv for my bedroom, a back massager, jewelry box, etc.

(8:54:25 PM): awesome

(8:54:39 PM): so where do you live in Columbsu?

(8:54:52 PM): about 15 mins south of grove city, not really columbus..

(8:55:06 PM): oh ok

(8:55:13 PM): yeah u

(8:55:25 PM): I grew up in Pickerington but I live in Whitehall now

(8:55:30 PM): i see

(8:55:53 PM): do you hang out in Columbus much?

(8:55:54 PM): ya

(8:56:14 PM): i just live out away from cbus cause i have so much shit

(8:56:30 PM): and i don't have neighbors to complain about dumb shit

(8:56:43 PM): so much shit? like what?

(8:56:56 PM): just work stuff, heavy equipment

(8:57:17 PM): oh, what do u do for a living?

(8:57:49 PM): im a contractor

(8:58:20 PM): oh I see, not sure what all you do but I get the point

(8:58:31 PM): didn't think so but u never know

(8:58:37 PM): so what do u do

(8:58:50 PM): I work for the state for unemployment compensation

(8:59:06 PM): i feel bad for you if your in the call center

(8:59:25 PM): if you own your own business and have employees then you probably are familiar with it

(8:59:37 PM): im very familiar

(8:59:54 PM): I don't work in the call center, i work on the employer side, when you send in quarterly reports I am the one opening them and processing them

(9:00:00 PM): i see

(9:00:30 PM): you seem very successful for being in your twenties

(9:00:46 PM): yeah i started early and worked my ass off

(9:01:07 PM): me too, I bought my house when I was 20

(9:01:11 PM): thats good

(9:01:37 PM): so what do you like to do for fun?

(9:02:16 PM): get naked and wrestle, drink, snowboard, party, outdoor stuff, drag race

(9:03:00 PM): do u get naked and wrestle with your guy friends or do you leave that one to just the girls? lol hehehehe

(9:03:35 PM): girls only

(9:03:56 PM): That is good lol

(9:04:01 PM): lol i hope

(9:04:11 PM): where do you snowboard at?

(9:04:39 PM): i go out west once a year beyond that just mainly around ohio

(9:05:25 PM): nice, I love snow skiing but I haven't been in a couple years

(9:05:29 PM): ya

(9:05:44 PM): i havne't been yet this year either

(9:05:54 PM): work keeps me busy

(9:06:29 PM): I bet it does, do you usually stay busy all year or does it depend on the season

(9:06:38 PM): all year

(9:07:50 PM): so where do you usually hang out in columbus?

(9:08:16 PM): usually park street if i go out other than that just friends houses

(9:08:56 PM): where is park street?

(9:09:10 PM): downtown around the corner from the arena district

(9:09:36 PM): oh, ok

(9:09:39 PM): yesm

(9:10:04 PM): so what are u into besides whips and chain and all them kinds of things

(9:10:30 PM): who told you I was into whips and chains? lol

(9:10:37 PM): lol it was a wild guess

(9:11:51 PM): I like to go to country concerts, hang out with friends, play cards, go camping, travel, that is just some of my favorites

(9:12:14 PM): lol not get naked and wrestle? geez i thought we had something in common

(9:12:22 PM): I like to ride on motorcycles, go four wheeling

(9:12:56 PM): oh ya, I really like to get naked and ride cowboys, ya know, to save a horse

(9:13:14 PM): well thats good, only if u can hang on though

(9:13:32 PM): I don't think you would want to buck me off

(9:13:43 PM): lol why thats

(9:14:06 PM): it would be too much fun

(9:14:21 PM): hmm

(9:14:43 PM): maybe

(9:14:57 PM): maybe huh?

(9:15:06 PM): yeah, depends on the rider lol

(9:15:35 PM): are you sayin I might not be a good rider?

(9:15:53 PM): def. not

(9:16:00 PM): u might be a pro u never know

(9:16:32 PM): so how long have you been on match?

(9:17:16 PM): alittle while

(9:17:25 PM): i just do it for fun

(9:17:41 PM): i dont take the internet online dating serious

(9:17:49 PM): not lookin for a woman to be in your life?

(9:18:22 PM): if it comes then it comes, i don't look for it because i know when u look for something u never find it.. i just do my thing and make the best out of it

(9:18:38 PM): good philosophy

(9:18:41 PM): for sure

(9:19:05 PM): so is that your truck in the pics online?

(9:19:12 PM): ya

(9:19:18 PM): very nice!

(9:19:19 PM): ty

(9:19:26 PM): I like big trucks

(9:19:28 PM): tahts good

(9:20:13 PM): what are u gettin into tonight

(9:20:16 PM): have you ever been to jamoree in the hills?

(9:20:45 PM): not a thing, I will be hittin the sheets soon, I have had a long day and I have to get up at 5 am

(9:21:01 PM): psh, i was gonna say u should give me a massage!

(9:21:17 PM): who said I give massages?

(9:21:27 PM): well that is a requirement for scott

(9:21:33 PM): I have no problem receiving them

(9:21:46 PM): i return favors

(9:22:03 PM): ok then, I think that is a deal, I shall give then receive

(9:22:13 PM): deal

(9:22:24 PM): lets chill then

(9:22:55 PM): do you mean tonight?

(9:23:01 PM): lol ya why not im bored

(9:23:21 PM): I am too tired, it will have to be another night

(9:23:26 PM): psh

(9:23:47 PM): it would be spontaneous

(9:24:18 PM): I have no problem with spontaneous but I am not going to be much fun if I can't keep my eyes open

(9:24:25 PM): I am hung over from last night

(9:24:28 PM): BOO

(9:24:46 PM): are u sure u can keep up with me?

(9:25:12 PM): I have no problem keeping up with anyone

(9:25:20 PM): lol im having my doubts

(9:25:46 PM): sorry you are judging so soon, it could be your loss

(9:25:58 PM): lol, why are u taking me so serious

(9:26:20 PM): I am being playful, why are you being so serious

(9:26:33 PM): c'mon now don't try to flip the script

(9:26:53 PM): is that not allowed? lol

(9:27:06 PM): it just don't work haha

(9:27:19 PM): I think it just did work, hahahaha

(9:27:52 PM): nope..

(9:28:23 PM): come on now, admit the truth, don't be stubborn

(9:28:34 PM): lol you're still trying

(9:29:10 PM): u like to play games don't you?

(9:29:25 PM): yeah esp. between the sheets

(9:29:47 PM): r u sure you can keep up with me between the sheets?

(9:30:04 PM): thats an understatement

(9:30:23 PM): I have quite a sex drive

(9:30:36 PM): well its gonna take more than that

(9:30:55 PM): oh really, what does it take? lol

(9:31:07 PM): youll have to figure it out

(9:31:20 PM): I like a challenge

(9:31:24 PM): good

(9:32:06 PM): what are u into

(9:32:40 PM): I could take that question many ways

(9:33:01 PM): the topic that we're on

(9:33:33 PM): so you wanna know if I really do like the whips and chains huh?

(9:33:39 PM): sure

(9:33:45 PM): and whatever else lol

(9:34:33 PM): I don't reveal all of my secrets but i will tell you I am into toys, creams, and porn

(9:34:50 PM): lol thats soft

(9:35:08 PM): but def. good

(9:35:19 PM): why what are you into ?

(9:35:34 PM): remember we're not revealing secrets

(9:36:07 PM): I revealed some not just all, there has to be surprises around the corner or what fun is that

(9:36:22 PM): lol, you're digging for it...

(9:36:47 PM): I think you like that

(9:36:52 PM): maybe

(9:37:06 PM): you like to be in control

(9:37:11 PM): not always

(9:37:16 PM): its never fun to always be

(9:37:26 PM): i agree

(9:37:50 PM): so i take it u like to be in control then sometimes

(9:38:51 PM): yes

(9:38:54 PM): im pretty much down for whatever

(9:39:30 PM): definitely a freak show

(9:39:42 PM): so would you like to take me out to dinner sometime?

(9:39:57 PM): not really, lol

(9:40:14 PM): fine, I see how you are, lol

(9:40:21 PM): hey u ask

(9:40:45 PM): so you don't know how to wine and dine a woman?

(9:40:55 PM): i didn't say i don't know how

(9:41:04 PM): thats just not what i do

(9:41:15 PM): so what do you do?

(9:42:04 PM): women enjoy my company.. im entertaining...

(9:43:05 PM): so would u like to take me out to dinner sometime?

(9:44:23 PM): i am glad that you are entertaining, I would like to go out to dinner with you sometime, if this is about who is paying I have no problem paying for my own dinner and sometimes yours too

(9:44:49 PM): lol definitely not about money, that is far from an issue with me

(9:44:58 PM): me too

(9:45:14 PM): but u ask so i figured id ask u being that it was a mutual question

(9:46:09 PM): when I asked you I got turned down then you turn around and ask me the same question??? lol

(9:46:32 PM): yeah because u ask me so i figured u were implying that u would like to go to dinner with me.. so i ask

(9:46:53 PM): I see

(9:47:51 PM): so yes I would like to go to dinner with you sometime

(9:48:18 PM): so where u taking me

(9:48:56 PM): that is your choice where you would like to take me, you asked me to go, remember

(9:49:24 PM): um, u ask me where i would like to take u and i said no

(9:49:36 PM): i meant if i would like to take u and i said no

(9:49:56 PM): oh so I am taking you to dinner

(9:50:04 PM): yeah thats if u want to take me or go

(9:50:25 PM): well what kind of food do you like?

(9:50:46 PM): mexican, italian, american it don't matter

(9:50:59 PM): ive got a better idea, what can u cook

(9:51:24 PM): I can cook a lot of food

(9:51:31 PM): well then its your choice

(9:52:11 PM): sorry I am not cooking for you, maybe on the third or fourth date but not the first

(9:52:26 PM): ok...

(9:53:08 PM): I know an excellent Italian place to go to

(9:53:33 PM): so din and a blockbuster night?

(9:54:26 PM): just dinner for the first date, or maybe dinner and drinks

(9:54:43 PM): i don't go on dates

(9:54:58 PM): oh really, so what do you call it

(9:55:10 PM): hanging out

(9:55:23 PM): girls get the wrong idea when u call them dates

(9:55:34 PM): why is that?

(9:55:47 PM): because they think u have intentions from the beginning and i dont

(9:56:16 PM): are you a gentleman?

(9:5624 PM): yeah but not from 1950

(9:57:18 PM): well I don't invite strangers to my house so I guess we will have to hang out at restaurants and other places until I know you better

(9:57:39 PM): lol why are u on the internet for then

(9:58:42 PM): i invite girls to my place all the time

(9:59:07 PM): what do you mean? I am on the internet to meet new people and hopefully make new friends or possibly find someone to start a relationship. I try to be smart about it and not invite just any guy I meet on the internet to my house, it is different for guys to invite a girl over

(9:59:36 PM): lol hey its cool i understand im just a really open spontaneous person

(9:59:52 PM): i mean your talking dates and stuff im just not all about that

(10:00:07 PM): its easier for a guy to be like that, girls have to be a little more careful

(10:00:18 PM): whats the difference

(10:00:32 PM): dates, hanging out, it is all the same, just a different label

(10:00:37 PM): not really

(10:00:50 PM): dates are people who have intentions of having a relationship... scott doesn't

(10:00:54 PM): if it happens it happens

(10:01:33 PM): they may have the intentions of having a relationship but that doesn't mean it is going to happen

(10:01:53 PM): ya.. but thats not what im looking for either

(10:02:44 PM): look if u wanna give me that massage sometime then your more then welcome id definitely return the favor but beyond that.. going on a date is out of the question

(10:03:02 PM): that is fine, we can hang out as friends, of course that means you will never see me between the sheets, I don't sleep around

(10:03:26 PM): sleeping around?

8 (10:03:45 PM): ya, jumping into bed with every guy I meet.

(10:04:34 PM): i didn't say anything about seeing you between the sheets or sleeping around that irrelevant to the topic..

(10:05:28 PM): if i wanted to sleep around i would there are plenty of girls i can fuck anytime or meet and fuck than it doesn't take much

(10:06:25 PM): I am not sure what you are looking for or want, you have me so confused

(10:07:18 PM): match.com is a DATING website so if you don't want dates and you don't want someone to fuck then what do you want?

(10:07:18 PM): friendship.. i love having new friends if something happens then it happens, we're still friends after that if there is a connection and becomes more so be it.. but i dont plan stuff out

(10:08:09 PM): well that is what I said earlier, we can hang out and be friends, most of my friends don't ask me about what I like in bed so pardon the confusion

(10:08:50 PM): well then your friends aren't as open minded as i am

(10:09:09 PM): no they are just a little more respectful

(10:09:16 PM): good night

(10:09:22 PM): wow..

(10:09:54 PM): well merry christmas tina have a goodnight and a happy new year

[DaddyBuiltRacing]

So you posted an entire conversation you had with a girl?

[Skinner]

Oh the iorny of your thread name.

[Skinner]

Oh and hey noob why don't you introduce yourself first. geez :shakeshead:

[sciloteous]

Oh and hey noob why don't you introduce yourself first. geez :shakeshead:

 

 

search my name in previous post dickface

[SRTurbo04]

um that was close to a waste of 3 minuites of mylife....shes on a dating site and didnt know people go on there to hookup? is she dumb u did the right thing move on and fuck a different one....lol

[sciloteous]

um that was close to a waste of 3 minuites of mylife....shes on a dating site and didnt know people go on there to hookup? is she dumb u did the right thing move on and fuck a different one....lol

 

you must've been bored then

[TheHaze]

Uh, yeah so you're an idiot.

[sciloteous]

bitch just calls me to tell me shes coming over tomorrow..

 

i just thought i would share how funny i find this shit over and over

[Skinner]

search my name in previous post dickface

 

 

I did Numb nuts you have a total of 20 posts must in the forsale section and a hand full of you bagging for someone to biuld you a site for free.

 

I also then saw afterward you have been here since 05. YOur welcome poat was deleted (error on my part for not looking closer).

 

Either way I still stand my my first post.

[kristy]

this is retarded

[Total Sign]

So did you get any?

[sciloteous]

I did Numb nuts you have a total of 20 posts must in the forsale section and a hand full of you bagging for someone to biuld you a site for free.

 

I also then saw afterward you have been here since 05. YOur welcome poat was deleted (error on my part for not looking closer).

 

Either way I still stand my my first post.

 

 

Go call the chick below your last post a noob.. Just because I don't post doesn't mean I'm a noob. I read the fuck out of these threads. learn to fuckin' use spell check or something by the way

[DaddyBuiltRacing]

22 years old and turning down pussy?

 

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd19/chunkystyles/gaydar.jpg

[sciloteous]

22 years old and turning down pussy?

 

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd19/chunkystyles/gaydar.jpg

 

 

that cun't is about 15 mins from here on her way and has to work at 5 am.. shes coming here for a reason big man

[AJ]

well he is trying to meet chicks on a dating site.

[DaddyBuiltRacing]

Howd you know i was a big guy? Stalking me, I dont swing that way man lol

 

 

(10:06:25 PM): I am not sure what you are looking for or want, you have me so confused

(10:07:18 PM): match.com is a DATING website so if you don't want dates and you don't want someone to fuck then what do you want?

(10:07:18 PM): friendship.. i love having new friends if something happens then it happens, we're still friends after that if there is a connection and becomes more so be it.. but i dont plan stuff out

 

Looks like he just needs a hug instead of poon!

[Rotarded1647545491]

that cun't is about 15 mins from here on her way and has to work at 5 am.. shes coming here for a reason big man

 

She's coming because she is 16, fat, ugly, or all three and is into shit talking, e-thugs, who troll the internet for lonely, insecure, and socially inept females to prey upon?

 

Grow up and get over yourself. Your posts make you look just as stupid as the "dumb bitch".

[HotCarl]

 

ok, I nail alot of bitches online..

 

This is a great indication that a quality post lies ahead.

[coltboostin]

From the 2 minutes of life I wasted reading that- she sounds like a desperate, fat, whore.

 

 

I hope your your sake I'm wrong, but looking for snatch on an "online dating" service is pretty sad IMO as it is.

 

Enjoy going Hoggin'!

[Mr. Jones]

Moving to the kitchen where this moron can get the E-Beating he deserves for posting such nonsense.

[Devils Advocate]

Yo n i wuz bangin theez chix on teh intrarwabs n like dis wun bitch was talkin dif then i usully like it, so i was like hey hoe u dum as fuck n since she wuz so clazzy she called me teh next dya n we banged lol it was fun!

 

 

 

Broze Befoar Hoze!!1!

[Mensan]

Go call the chick below your last post a noob.. Just because I don't post doesn't mean I'm a noob. I read the fuck out of these threads. learn to fuckin' use spell check or something by the way

 

Lurk more.

[V8 Beast]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i89/xxtheonlyxx/AchievementUnlocked1.jpg

[HAOLE]

I can just imagine what this guy looks like. Most likely lives at home with his parents. I bet his Mom still gets him dressed.

 

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