iwishiwascool Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 No effing joke. I had my adorable overnight companion park her SUV in my driveway as opposed to the unfavorable parking situation in my cul-de-sac. The Explorer blocked the sidewalk. I wake up to find a $40 ticket on her window that was written at 5:30am by CPD. I'm assuming a neighbor complained. Does CPD drive around suburban neighborhoods looking for parking tickets to write at 5:30 am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted April 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Secondly, can I find out if a complaint was made or if it was the action of an overly parking conscious police officer? Seriously... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 My buddy got one over at my old house here in reynoldsburg a few years back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambo76098 Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 That's messed up... There must have been a ton of people horribly inconvenienced by having to walk around it at 5:30 AM... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted April 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Mike (SilverCobraMike) just moved in last weekend and arrived home about the same time I did with his ultra loud mustang. I'm hypothesizing that we may have upset some aurally sensitive neighbors passed their bed time who decided to express and project frustration with the desperate lack of sex in their very vanilla lives on the poor unsuspecting girl I had as a guest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 I was pissed, I had to go around it and in the process I steped in a mud puddle and ruined my new Italian Leather shoes. The ticket was only 40?! My shoes were $500. If your window comes up broken I saw the neighbor on the left of your house break it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 pics of adorable overnight companion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted April 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 She is a girl I am seeing, not just some floozy I picked up at a bar as it may have sounded. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2006/2394295762_2a04f999ed.jpg Middle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted April 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 And... The plot thickens. Another neighbor in the cul-de-sac got one too. His vehicle has been blocking the sidewalk for one whole year having never received a citation. Coincidence? I think he was caught in the crossfire of an angry neighbor trying to pay me some justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 who do you keep pissing off ken? Seems like you are getting a ticket every week now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 Chic is cute. I have no other comment. Thanks for reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 who do you keep pissing off ken? Seems like you are getting a ticket every week now! Seriously. I believe they are just trying to catch me riding dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rl Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 I live right off 3 on Jonathan Noble and woke up to the same thing. Plus a Abandoned vehicle ticket? This was on an SUV that is driven everyday. Ticket was issued at 4am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 I got one a few years back parking in my parents driveway... my trunk was barely covering the sidewalk.... I caught the cop that was writing the ticket... said a neighbor complained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 I am guessing these types of tickets are based solely on complaints; especially from CPD (as in my experience they don't normally give a shit about petty stuff like this, and noise complaints ). I think someone is mad at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 I live right off 3 on Jonathan Noble and woke up to the same thing. Plus a Abandoned vehicle ticket? This was on an SUV that is driven everyday. Ticket was issued at 4am. It must have been a revenue generating operation then... you are a few blocks from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rl Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 It must have been a revenue generating operation then... you are a few blocks from me. Then you'll probably hear my loud-ass car from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrhobbz Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 She is a girl I am seeing, not just some floozy I picked up at a bar as it may have sounded. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2006/2394295762_2a04f999ed.jpg Middle Tell the brunette to call me... 496.2493, tell her i spit game like William Hung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Tell the brunette to call me... 496.2493, tell her i spit game like William Hung. Brunettes do not like negative rep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 tell her i spit game like William Hung. That may be true, but she is still too good looking for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Tell the brunette to call me... 496.2493, tell her i spit game like William Hung. You're gettin' Rick Roll'd. Disclaimer: If you do happen to get Rick Roll'd from the sharing of this idea, it was not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrhobbz Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 That may be true, but she is still too good looking for you. Had better, but nice try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Had better, but nice try. The girls featured in your sporadic daily fantasies... the ones that lead you to stroke your infantile penis in awkward public places... do not count as being "had". They are innocent victims to your overactive under-disciplined imagination. Please keep it real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrhobbz Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 The girls featured in your sporadic daily fantasies... the ones that lead you to stroke your infantile penis in awkward public places... do not count as being "had". They are innocent victims to your overactive under-disciplined imagination. Please keep it real. Once again, nice try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted April 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 Once again, nice try. Prove me wrong... Head to the kitchen, post your picture and the "better" that you've had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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