Sully Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Let's say you have your pick of two girls. Girl 1: Smoking hot, long, dark brown hair, gorgeous eyes, but absolutely dirt fucking poor. Girl 2: Cute face, a little fat. Not Oprah fat. Just a bit bigger than your average girl. However, in the words of Ron White, loooooaaaaaaadddddddeeeeeeedddddd!!!! And she has already told you that she has land, a big garage, a lift, can get car parts at discounted prices, etc. I understand pics would help, but use your imagination. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Girl 1: Smoking hot, long, dark brown hair, gorgeous eyes, but absolutely dirt fucking poor. Unless she is a gold digger, I see no problem with this. Girl 2: Cute face, a little fat. Not Oprah fat. Just a bit bigger than your average girl. However, in the words of Ron White, loooooaaaaaaadddddddeeeeeeedddddd!!!! And she has already told you that she has land, a big garage, a lift, can get car parts at discounted prices, etc. This is wrong. You don't choose someone because of their resources, this would make you a gold digger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Both... I'm a pimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 #2. Big titties, into cars. 'nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted May 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Both... I'm a pimp. I like the way you think!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted May 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Plus, I never did say that this is going to be the chick that I'm gonna marry (ugh, not going through that again). I should have titled the subject line, "Which chick would you DATE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted May 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 in for the trip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 I'd take number 2. She seems to fill the scope of work better... Actually, I'd try both out to see who has some good puss, one of 'em could be dried up and/or corrupted. In the end, it's all about the puss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Girl #2 simply because I have no problems spending my own money. Girl #1 would be an addition to that, so no thanks! What girl # 2 has would not make me want her anymore than if she had a reg 9 to 5.....steady income. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 2 girls, one.. ummm. cup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Girl 1 short term, girl 2 long term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted May 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Girl #2 simply because I have no problems spending my own money. Girl #1 would be an addition to that, so no thanks! What girl # 2 has would not make me want her anymore than if she had a reg 9 to 5.....steady income. I have a problem spending my own money, but not anyone else's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted May 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 2 girls, one.. ummm. cup? Bwhahahaha!!! I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Pick for what? Dating, banging, wedding bells ??? If I were single again I'd blow loads at #1 until I spit dust, rinse and repeat for #2 and then move on Marry up if you do anything along those lines. It was easy for me and so far so good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 The money isn't really an issue here. Girl #2 is into cars whereas #1 doesn't seem to be. I have more in common with Girl #2, so she's the better choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Who fucks the best? There lies your answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Honestly date them both. Dating doesn't have to mean exclusive. Just make it cleart that you are dating other people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffocateXfaster1647545505 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Use the money from girl #2 to bribe girl #1 to a threesome with both of you. Every girl has a price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Every girl has a price. In the case of girls gone wild, that would be Tequila shots and attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffocateXfaster1647545505 Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 In the case of girls gone wild, that would be Tequila shots and attention. Or, "Hey, you'll get a Girls Gone Wild shirt out of this.", "OMGZ OK!" ::BOOBIES!:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 honestly, if you're asking the question then you don't want to date either one exclusively... just be honest with them and let them know what's going on until you can figure out which one is a better fit. oh, and take tons of newds of #1 so when you break it off, you can post them up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 i'm already girl #2 so i gotta take girl #1 on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 http://youtube.com/watch?v=V73FtAgfXts&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorback Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 The poor chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 #2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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