The Official Excuse Thread!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stimmel1647545512]

Unlike you I wouldn't attempt to make passes on a car with 1 wheel stud. Well.. actually.. you probably could do it safely since your car makes about as much power as a VW Beetle hauling 3 obese lesbian bus drivers.

 

 

HAHAHAHA, Oh how I wish I could give you more rep points you crack my shit up haha

[MrMeanGreen]

http://www.cr-h.net/pics/ray.jpg

[V8 Beast]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i89/xxtheonlyxx/9Rayswap.jpg

[brizanden]

imma have to go with the no license crowd, but is it legal to drive at a track with a suspended license? like if i got someone else to drive my car to the track could i drive it there? if anyone has a clue let me know. i would like to do something entertaining the rest of this year.

[MrMeanGreen]

No, you cannot race with a suspended license.

[ForeverMaker]

water in my tranny.

[SRTurbo04]

water in my tranny.

ooooooooooo haha

[brizanden]

No, you cannot race with a suspended license.

ohhh man. lol im gonna have to ask for privelages to drive at the track then.

[Wonderboy]

I would have bought a domestic but... I like cars that are reliable

I would have bought a v8 car but... I apparently like to go slow

[Farkas]

Insert excuse here X____________________ ,Thank you.

[V8 Beast]

Insert excuse here: I was having sex and ruptured my spleen on a crock pot. Thank you.

 

[Farkas]

not a crock pot, but a george foreman grill, thank you very much.

[phil]

not a crock pot, but a george foreman grill, thank you very much.

 

 

was the foreman on? what were you making?and you dont need your spleen

[Farkas]

was the foreman on? what were you making?and you dont need your spleen

 

Well, I wasn't cooking anything, but I do keep all of my steak knives inside of it.. makes me reconsider leaving them there .

 

fuck spleens, toes are played out too..

 

 

EDIT* I recommend the George Foreman to everyone as well. The fat and blood drained from my actual spleen meat, into the collection cup just as he says it should!

[phil]

Well, I wasn't cooking anything, but I do keep all of my steak knives inside of it.. makes me reconsider leaving them there .

 

fuck spleens, toes are played out too..

 

 

 

 

that may leave a scratch

[Brrcats]

fuck spleens, toes are played out too..

 

 

 

well the middle ones are, you need the outer ones for balance though

[Farkas]

well the middle ones are, you need the outer ones for balance though

 

well, getting to the point.. my excuse for everything happens to be that I have no toes and a grilled spleen.

 

I think that's legit?

[phil]

well, getting to the point.. my excuse for everything happens to be that I have no toes and a grilled spleen.

 

I think that's legit?

 

not really, make someone else drive your car to a meet, and you just sit in the car

[Farkas]

not really, make someone else drive your car to a meet, and you just sit in the car

 

:lurk:

[phil]

:lurk:

 

 

 

:ninja:

[neonkiller]

I have no exscuse my car made i to thwe mid 12's, Now 11's for next year...

[Mattsn2o281]

No excuses here, 2 $92 tickets day before track day, i'm lazy, transmission sucks my left ball, i'm lazy, and i drive a ford. hoping to be really slow next year, with a stretched and slammed 1k in the bed lol. I'm officially done with this thing.

 

Yes i know its full of excuses