Buck531 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 I was sitting in front of the fire I made last night chilling with a beer and started pondering. If you were on a deserted island and KNEW you were going to be there for say 5 years, what would you want to have with you and why? A twist. You can have ONE thing that you could never run out of. Anything. Just one thing that would never spoil, go bad, get wet, whatever. And, this island would be in the tropics somewhere so it won't snow or what not. Me. I'd pick water. (bottled). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Since there is very likely a source of fresh water somewhere on this island. As well as bananas or little animals I can kill ... I'm gonna say ... 20 year old pussy. That way by the end of the ordeal shes still only 25. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Does a blowjob from a mute chick count as an object? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Crown Royal. Because being fucked up on the beach is a great way to spend 5 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Endless supply of Candy Corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conesmasher Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 20 year old pussy. That way by the end of the ordeal shes still only 25. Fail......she'll never get wet, per the instructions, might as well hump a hole in the sand. I would bring one fully stocked Kroger store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted October 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Fail......she'll never get wet, per the instructions, might as well hump a hole in the sand. I would bring one fully stocked Kroger store. One individual item. An entire Kroger store doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 canned chicken noodle soup lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 cocaine. Just kidding I kid I kid prolly donatoes pizza. after 5 years I would hate that shit but fuck it. atleast i would not be hungry. That or Fiji water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 cocaine. Just kidding I kid I kid prolly donatoes pizza. after 5 years I would hate that shit but fuck it. atleast i would not be hungry. That or Fiji water it wouldnt take 5 years. i worked there for 2 and i hated it after a few months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 I'd like just one boat. A luxury yacht preferrably with a full tank o gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 The internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted October 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 I'd like just one boat. A luxury yacht preferrably with a full tank o gas. You're missing the point of this thread. You can't go off the island. You're stuck there for 5 years. What you WANT/NEED in order to survive? And one particular item. Not 1 big item with 10,000 things inside that one item. Ex. Water, any ONE food (banannas, crackers, etc.). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted October 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Beer. Did you see some thing on Foodtv called the Guiness diet? One guy. ONLY guiness for one week straight. Breakfast, lunch, snack, dinner. 7 days. The guy actually did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 One individual item. An entire Kroger store doesn't count. yet he can a kroger store is an item, there would be nothing in it though":) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 A knife like this http://www.thecollectorsedge.com/prodinfo.asp?number=CE-RB125 or http://www.campingsurvival.com/wopallegrwis.html Probally the second one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Since there is very likely a source of fresh water somewhere on this island. As well as bananas or little animals I can kill ... I'm gonna say ... 20 year old pussy. That way by the end of the ordeal shes still only 25. i like the way you think, but why start at 20? go for 18! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 why not 17. hell, you're on an island stranded....laws don't apply i like the way you think, but why start at 20? go for 18! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 http://www.campingsurvival.com/wopallegrwis.html Probally the second one. reminds me of the book 'hatchet'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 why not 17. hell, you're on an island stranded....laws don't apply yeah, but my youngest sibling is 18. id feel dirty going younger than that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 The internet. So the internet huh? Too bad you wouldn't have a computer or phone to get on it. I'd take a good survival knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Duram wheat. Everything else could be obtained on the island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kristy Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 a hatchet or a box of matches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Magna Fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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