SLOWLX Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 http://salaswildthoughts.blogspot.com/2008/11/walmart-stampede-man-killed-video.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 So wait, was it that big fat bitch that miscarried? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 lol that vid is hilarious. bunch of joe dirts runnin wild just to get a couple dollars knocked off an xbox. darwinism at its finest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 so is one of the requirements to make that initial dash that you wiegh in over 250lbs and run like humpty dumpty? Sad People right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 lol that vid is hilarious. bunch of joe dirts runnin wild just to get a couple dollars knocked off an xbox. darwinism at its finest I believe the term "joe dirts" is wrong... think of the opposite of joe dirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 "yard monkey" lol i kid i kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 "yard monkey" lol i kid i kid http://smiliesftw.com/x/inoutugh.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 I believe the term "joe dirts" is wrong... think of the opposite of joe dirt. Alan Keys? Maybe you mean the photo-negative of joe dirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 runnin wild just to get a couple dollars knocked off an xbox. darwinism at its finest bingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Amazing. Does anyone know if the Pregnant Lady lost the baby? KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 "yard monkey" lol i kid i kid Not funny. Two days.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Its amazing places like this have not been sued. They know what is going to happen, they create the situation, and do nothing to prevent these outcomes. Most juries would side with a victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Hell, you see the worker get the hell out of the way immediately? He knew what was coming already. It's funny and sad. Sad first. It's sad first. I meant sad first. Though, I feel WalMart could've enacted a better plan, I still feel a bit uncomfortable laying all the blame on them. Why kinda fucking person are you when you're part of the reason why a store has to implement some sort of security measures to keep a group of people from stampeding each other to death? And over what? FUCKING WALMART SHOPPING?!?!?! I want to line them all up single file; WalMart execs and stampeding assholes, alike, and strangle the hell out of them one by one until I either see the light of reason and understanding in their eyes or the lights go out*. *Disclaimer: Only until they're unconscious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 *Disclaimer: Only until they're unconscious. Pussy! KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Hell, you see the worker get the hell out of the way immediately? He knew what was coming already. It's funny and sad. Sad first. It's sad first. I meant sad first. Though, I feel WalMart could've enacted a better plan, I still feel a bit uncomfortable laying all the blame on them. Why kinda fucking person are you when you're part of the reason why a store has to implement some sort of security measures to keep a group of people from stampeding each other to death? And over what? FUCKING WALMART SHOPPING?!?!?! I want to line them all up single file; WalMart execs and stampeding assholes, alike, and strangle the hell out of them one by one until I either see the light of reason and understanding in their eyes or the lights go out*. *Disclaimer: Only until they're unconscious. Its just the mere act of closing the doors and convincing people there is something special to be had once the doors are finally open. People are ignorant. Theres nothing fucking there. Its the same shit walmart sells everyday. If you see something on black friday going for a steal, come in the next day and tell the manager you want the same item at that price. It works if your persistant enough. Ask me how I know. http://www.jetnation.com/forums/images/smilies/getgreen.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 just think if walmart goes thru with arming the greeters. u'll have 80 yr old grandpas/grandmas poppin off shots either into they're own body accidently or into anybody that excites them. it be some funny ass shit to see on a security cam of some 85 yr gma squeezin off .45 rounds, gun flailing backward hittin her in the face knocking her uncounscious as she just shot 3 unsuspecting shoppers. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 http://smiliesftw.com/x/inoutugh.gif This is probably one of my favorite smilie things of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 This is probably one of my favorite smilie things of all time. in that case, rep me back into the green ol bravo 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 This is probably one of my favorite smilie things of all time. http://www.jetnation.com/forums/images/smilies/Signs/foshizzle.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 in that case, rep me back into the green ol bravo You're green now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl1647545488 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'm pretty sure that's an old video. I remember the wig falling off. I think it's from 2006. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 For me, I lay blame on the morons bombarding their fellow humans for a "deal". Sure Wal-Mart should take interest in providing safe means for a day like that, but some people just aren't considerate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Pussy! KillJoy No, you misunderstand. If I knock them unconscious, I can begin again when they come to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 No, you misunderstand. If I knock them unconscious, I can begin again when they come to. HA!!!!! I had not thought of that!!! :bangbang: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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