thorne Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/rnr/946382828.html To the guy I met at the bar Wednesday night (Downtown) Reply to: pers-946382828@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-05, 3:10PM EST I was the blonde with the nice rack, tight jeans, and oh so tan body. You bought me drinks all night long. After the bar closed we went back to my place, for some more drinks. After many more drinks we headed back to my bedroom where we started caressing and fondling each other. I even allowed you to get in my panties. I explained to you that I wasn't ready to go all the way after just meeting you. Your exact words were " thats ok, We can just lay here and cuddle" I thought that was some of the sweetest words I have ever heard. Little did I know about the ASSHOLE inside you. I woke up to the birds chirping but could not open my right eye, I called your name but you were gone so I went to the bathroom and looked into the mirror and guess what I saw....DRIED EJACULATE on my face and in my eyelashes. I also found it in my bedspread and headboard. You disgusting pig, but nooooo. It doesn't end there... I went into the bathroom to finish washing the filth off and not only had you jacked off on my face while I was asleep, but you also took a shit on my bathroom floor. What kind of low life, white trash, jacks off on someone when they are sleeping and then shits on their floor.I wish this was the end but its not. I finally got your mess cleaned up and took a LONG HOT shower and went to the kitchen to get a beer and relax.. To my surprise..I opened the fridge and noticed that the brand new 12pack I just bought was gone and that my trash can smelled like urine. So lets recap.... I fell asleep thinking that I may have indeed found the man of my life, and that I was going to wake up in the morning and have sex with him...To waking up with dried cum in my hair, face, eyes, bed etc.. Almost walking on a pile of shit on my bathroom floor. To empty fridge and trash can used as a urinal... Fuck You Asshole!!!! WOW!!! Thats just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 hhahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 someone knows how to have a good time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 When did Kenny go to Jacksonville? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 When did Kenny go to Jacksonville? When he found out the dude would be at that bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 "To the guy I met at the bar Wednesday night (Downtown) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-946382828@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-12-05, 3:10PM EST I was the blonde with the nice rack, tight jeans, and oh so tan body. You bought me drinks all night long. After the bar closed we went back to my place, for some more drinks. After many more drinks we headed back to my bedroom where we started caressing and fondling each other. I even allowed you to get in my panties. I explained to you that I wasn't ready to go all the way after just meeting you. Your exact words were " thats ok, We can just lay here and cuddle" I thought that was some of the sweetest words I have ever heard. Little did I know about the ASSHOLE inside you. I woke up to the birds chirping but could not open my right eye, I called your name but you were gone so I went to the bathroom and looked into the mirror and guess what I saw....DRIED EJACULATE on my face and in my eyelashes. I also found it in my bedspread and headboard. You disgusting pig, but nooooo. It doesn't end there... I went into the bathroom to finish washing the filth off and not only had you jacked off on my face while I was asleep, but you also took a shit on my bathroom floor. What kind of low life, white trash, jacks off on someone when they are sleeping and then shits on their floor.I wish this was the end but its not. I finally got your mess cleaned up and took a LONG HOT shower and went to the kitchen to get a beer and relax.. To my surprise..I opened the fridge and noticed that the brand new 12pack I just bought was gone and that my trash can smelled like urine. So lets recap.... I fell asleep thinking that I may have indeed found the man of my life, and that I was going to wake up in the morning and have sex with him...To waking up with dried cum in my hair, face, eyes, bed etc.. Almost walking on a pile of shit on my bathroom floor. To empty fridge and trash can used as a urinal... Fuck You Asshole!!!!" When posting Craiglist stuff copy and paste so that people can see it if it gets flagged.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. That guy is now my hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 sorry, i wonder if her cat ever came back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 guess she should have put out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 "You wanna cuddle?" ***just wait til you go to sleep bitch*** BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that so fucking funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 That totally sounds like an old friend of mine, Jeff. For example, nutting in a woman's shoe. A hilarious story, but too long to tell right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 She should have just had sex with him I don't get it...what's the freaking big deal women....it's sex...it's like scratching a good itch or pissing after a Big-Gulp and a long car ride.....it's fun. Seriously....loosen up, grab a condom, enjoy the moment, sleep tight and have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 That totally sounds like an old friend of mine, Jeff. For example, nutting in a woman's shoe. A hilarious story, but too long to tell right now. How about now? This sounds to have epic potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Fuck, I was going to get laid in the morning? Dammit women can never communicate in a timely manor. I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 Damn... bow down to a true pimp, bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 That is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 damn...if she wasn't going to have sex with him she shouldn't have taken him home. that's just stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supldys Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 She thought she found the man of her life at a bar? I wouldn't say she deserved it, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 Vid or fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 Vid or fake. let me get it off my cell phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 let me get it off my cell phone lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fubar231 Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 That guy is my hero hahahaha. Thats what you get for not letting us just get some and pass out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 http://smiliesftw.com/x/bowroflarms.gif Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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