AWW$HEEET Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Detroit, MI (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Wayne County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 eh, better when you put in michigan wolverines, but whatever. i guess between the lions, the wolverines, the auto manufacturers, michigan is a whole bucket of fail. give it to canada i say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattsn2o281 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Chuckle chuckle.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 I smirked a yuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Its like were going in reverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 lol wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 really old joke still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 i lold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayman Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Someday I will be able to plug "The Ohio State Buckeyes" in that joke. It's coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 i lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 *crickets* *cough* *more crickets* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrcats Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 wow, I really got caught off gaurd by that one. laughed pretty hard, got some stares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Fuckin' noobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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