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I dated a girl exactly like that in high school.. even looks like her. Shit spiraled out of control to the point of me trying to dump her (I tried dumping her previous times but her response was "no, we aren't breaking up"). One time I was serious though, and she said if I broke up with her she'd kill herself. I laughed and said gtfo. After school there was a blood-soaked napkin under my windshield wiper that said "I told you so." I laughed and threw it on the ground.. then I see her in her car like 5 cars down. She peeled out of the spot and drove up yelling at me for laughing.

 

Later on I ended up having a threesome with her and her friend and I started seeing the friend on the side. I took her to Magic Mountain or some shit one night and low and behold girl A was there. She kicked me and punched her, cops got involved, etc. Then I took girl B to a waterfall and had sex with her and her retarded cousin who had some weird deformity where her shoulder was connected to her face. I nailed her doggy style and made faces at her.. she couldn't look back and see me doing it because her head can't turn.

 

For some reason, I can't give you any more +rep. Lord knows I tried to give you some after this little gem...

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LOL Canada :no::no:

 

Colonel "Lingerie" and His Secret Life

 

It began in 2007, with break-ins where the main thing stolen was women's lingerie. Few people reported the thefts, and by 2009, local police had more pressing concerns - two women had been sexually assaulted.

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Col. Russell Williams was born in Bromsgrove, England. His family later moved to Ontario, Canada.

 

Russell Williams graduated from the University of Toronto with degrees in politics and business. His friend, Jeff Farquar says after a painful breakup, Williams started going to the movies a lot. He memorized the dialogue and seemed to model his life on "Top Gun."

 

Russell Williams was given the nickname "Sarge" in college, according to his friend Jeff Farquhar.

 

Russell Williams joined the Canadian Air Force after graduation.

 

Remarkably, as hard as they've looked, police found no evidence of any violent or bizarre crimes before the colonel was 44 years old.

Col. Russell Williams flew dignitaries like Queen Elizabeth II and the Canadian Prime Minister.

 

 

At the time of his arrest, Col. Russell Williams commanded CFB Trenton, the largest Air Force base in Canada.

 

Police discovered a mountain of stolen underwear: underpants, bras and camisoles stuffed into the rafters of Williams' garage and packed in boxes in the basement - trophies from dozens of break-ins. Break-ins, which, at the time, most of his victims never even knew about.

 

Russell Williams pleaded guilty to the murders of Marie-France Comeau and Jessica Lloyd, to two sexual assaults and an astonishing 82 counts of breaking and entering - the bizarre underwear thefts that started it all. The colonel's own candid self-portraits, showing him modeling the stolen underwear, were shown in court during trial.

 

Col. Russell Williams took thousands of photographs of himself wearing the underwear he stole from his victims' homes.

 

Williams' break-ins escalated to sexual assault in Sept. 2009, when he bound and photographed two women.

 

Russell Williams is serving two life sentences for first-degree murder, and additional time for his other charges, at the Kingston Penitentiary in Ontario.

 

 

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