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Roses are straight,

Violets are twisted,

Bend over love,

You're about to get f*sted.

 

Roses are cr*p,

Violets are w*nky,

Oooh I've just come,

Pass me a h*nky.Roses are stupid,

Violets are silly,

Grease up your fl*ps,

Cos here comes my w*lly.

 

Roses are awful,

Violets are the pits,

Lift up your sh*rt,

And show us your t*ts.

 

Roses are cr*p,

Violets are sh*t,

Sit on my face,

And wiggle a bit.

 

Roses make me laugh,

Violets make me titter,

You're a dirty b*tch,

And you love it up the sh*tter.

 

Roses are red,

But I like carnations,

You're so cr*p in bed,

That I f*cked your alsations.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are finer,

Chickens are fowl,

Just like your v*gina.

 

Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try d*uble-entry.

 

Roses are sh*t,

Violets are cr*p,

Show me your cl*t,

And I'll c*m in your lap.

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I spent $5000 on a boob job for the wife.

She was delighted.

I spent another $2000 on a nose job for her.

She was ecstatic.

I spent $2000 on liposuction for her

and she was over the moon.

I spent $50 on a blow job for myself

and she goes frickin' mental.

 

Women - GO FIGURE!

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I spent $5000 on a boob job for the wife.

She was delighted.

I spent another $2000 on a nose job for her.

She was ecstatic.

I spent $2000 on liposuction for her

and she was over the moon.

I spent $50 on a blow job for myself

and she goes frickin' mental.

 

Women - GO FIGURE!

 

I keep laughing at this!

 

Good One

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