wagner Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 chuck norris vs ted nugent who would win in this epic battle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiji ST Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Chuck for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appn88 Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 chuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Need we resurrect the Chuck Norris jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahd-ler Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Chuck would give him cat scratch fever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Obvious answer, me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 This guy http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=112&pictureid=653 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 honestly I would have to say Ted, he's just crazy enough to beat chuck norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 This guy http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=112&pictureid=653 http://www.ihasaflavor.com/lolcats/lime-cat-does-not-approve.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Ted Nugent would shoot Chuck Norris like a baby elk. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Ted Nugent would shoot Chuck Norris like a baby elk. /thread bullet's bounce off chuck tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TA In Progress Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 bullet's bounce off chuck tho That's right.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 (edited) They'd out homo each other unlike any other opponent either had faced before. The levels of gay would be so high, and so concentrated that any man that got within a 10 mile radius of the battle would immediately begin searching for another man to make-out with. Luckily the battle will be hosted in San Fransisco ... so no one will really notice anyway. Edited April 12, 2009 by sol740 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Chuck would catch every bullet and arrow ted shot at him and throw them back at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 bullet's bounce off chuck tho Ted would be using arrows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Ted would be using arrows Is he fucking Robin Hood now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Not this ignorant argument again. They both suck balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Are we talking hand to hand combat? Or combat with other methods? Given an urban environment, like in the movie Delta Force, I believe Chuck might be the victor. Also, when given the hand to hand combat, Chuck most likely would take that aswell. Now, when it came down to firearms and wilderness, no question, Uncle Ted would deffinately kill Chuck and possibly eat him. Since, Ted doesn't like to waste anything, he'd probably grill Chuck's dead body over an open flame after he smeared his blood over him. I say Ted for President and Chuck as VP in 2012. The world would tremble beneath the motor city mad man and Mr.Norris the ass kicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/tednugent1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic_Influx Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Major Alan `Dutch` Schaefer. [/fight] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 I say Ted for President and Chuck as VP in 2012. The world would tremble beneath the motor city mad man and Mr.Norris the ass kicker. I almost want to put that in my signature cause of how full of win it is. p.s. Ted would win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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