The ask a valet anything thread.........

[oh8sti]

lol i put my STi in valet mode last time i had it done (not often at all). I heard the guy try and rip ass outta the lot and the RPM's max out at 2k and it will only go 15mph. I bet he was like "......FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK"

[,,,,,,comma,,,,,,]

Have you ever blown a load in a customers car?

 

No, I have gotten in a car and people were in the back having sex.

[ZappBrannigan]

50, multiple times. My boss got 120 once.

 

I need to get a part time job as a valet

[ZappBrannigan]

No, I have gotten in a car and people were in the back having sex.

 

nevermind

[,,,,,,comma,,,,,,]

Why did you steal shit out of my car mother fucker?

 

Thanks for the shades:cool:

[,,,,,,comma,,,,,,]

Ever get tipped like a nickel or a quarter from a douchebag?

 

Yeah, if your going to do it don't do it on the way in. The outcome is not good.

[Flybye]

ever had someone hide in the car and scare the shit out of you?

[Duff1647545513]

hot boxed?

 

smoked illigal substances with the windows up to hold the smoke in the car.

 

My Grandma told me her and her friends did it to a valet in Vegas a few years ago. I couldn't stop laughing when i kept wondering what the valet was thinking when 5 old, white haired women got out of an old school smoked out caddy.

[ForeverMaker]

When do you expect the tip.. on the way in? on the way out?

 

what if a person tips on the way in, will you remember that when they leave so you don't think they are cheap?

[Duff1647545513]

ever had someone hide in the car and scare the shit out of you?

[Flybye]

 

just wondering....my firend chris did it to a valet at polaris a few years back. it was in a standard cab F-150 or Ram? Anyways he was laying behind the seat and i guess screamed at the top of his lungs. We stayed and watched and seen/heard the driver lock up the brakes hard as fuck! it was freaking hilarious....they walked back together bullshitting and laughing it off afterwards.

[Zach1647545520]

Ever had a car break down while driving it?

[Rotarded1647545491]

Parked: Murceilago, Gallardo, F40, 550, Modena, Mondial, DB9, Bentley Continental, R8, M everything, GT350 vert, Countless Mercedes, NSX, Porsches, BMWs, Audis, et al.

 

Never took anything out of a car.

 

Got a 200 dollar tip for Driving a drunken member home in his NSX.

 

Hot boxed a sales weasel's mini van.

 

Hid mussels under the rear seat of a CJ7 on a 95 degree stretch of 3 days.

 

Had to help more than one idiot get the key out of the Saab center console. (You have to put it in reverse with the key off)

[Supplicium]

Notice any music patterns with certain types of cars? Anything off the wall or unexpected that sticks out?

[iwashmycar]

this thead is hilarious.

 

now should you still tip a valet where they have ONLY valet parking?....no other options except taking a taxi or something...

[Duff1647545513]

i wanna be a valet

[Linn1647545492]

Thanks for the shades:cool:

 

Fuck you, I want both pairs back. :bangbang:

[,,,,,,comma,,,,,,]

ever had someone hide in the car and scare the shit out of you?

 

No but I had someone pull the fake snake trick

[,,,,,,comma,,,,,,]

smoked illigal substances with the windows up to hold the smoke in the car.

 

My Grandma told me her and her friends did it to a valet in Vegas a few years ago. I couldn't stop laughing when i kept wondering what the valet was thinking when 5 old, white haired women got out of an old school smoked out caddy.

 

All the time, there will always also be beer in the cup holder and a joint in the ash tray.

[,,,,,,comma,,,,,,]

When do you expect the tip.. on the way in? on the way out?

 

what if a person tips on the way in, will you remember that when they leave so you don't think they are cheap?

 

Pay on the way in and tip on the way out. If you tip on the way in we usually write it on the ticket so it will be remembered. If your one of those people that gives a 20 and expects to be parked up front do it on the way in.

[,,,,,,comma,,,,,,]

Ever had a car break down while driving it?

 

No knock on wood.

[,,,,,,comma,,,,,,]

Notice any music patterns with certain types of cars? Anything off the wall or unexpected that sticks out?

 

Not really its mostly 107.5 and 97.9 as I am right next to arena district and people are about to go out.

[,,,,,,comma,,,,,,]

this thead is hilarious.

 

now should you still tip a valet where they have ONLY valet parking?....no other options except taking a taxi or something...

 

yes I make 3.60 to 4.50 an hour

[Sam1647545489]

Andrew parked a hummer for me once, it came back crashed. I was not satisfied.

[,,,,,,comma,,,,,,]

Andrew parked a hummer for me once, it came back crashed. I was not satisfied.

 

Sorry, it got airborn:cool: