oh8sti Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 lol i put my STi in valet mode last time i had it done (not often at all). I heard the guy try and rip ass outta the lot and the RPM's max out at 2k and it will only go 15mph. I bet he was like "......FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Have you ever blown a load in a customers car? No, I have gotten in a car and people were in the back having sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZappBrannigan Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 50, multiple times. My boss got 120 once. I need to get a part time job as a valet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZappBrannigan Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 No, I have gotten in a car and people were in the back having sex. nevermind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Why did you steal shit out of my car mother fucker? Thanks for the shades:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Ever get tipped like a nickel or a quarter from a douchebag? Yeah, if your going to do it don't do it on the way in. The outcome is not good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybye Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 ever had someone hide in the car and scare the shit out of you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 hot boxed? smoked illigal substances with the windows up to hold the smoke in the car. My Grandma told me her and her friends did it to a valet in Vegas a few years ago. I couldn't stop laughing when i kept wondering what the valet was thinking when 5 old, white haired women got out of an old school smoked out caddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverMaker Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 When do you expect the tip.. on the way in? on the way out? what if a person tips on the way in, will you remember that when they leave so you don't think they are cheap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 ever had someone hide in the car and scare the shit out of you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybye Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 just wondering....my firend chris did it to a valet at polaris a few years back. it was in a standard cab F-150 or Ram? Anyways he was laying behind the seat and i guess screamed at the top of his lungs. We stayed and watched and seen/heard the driver lock up the brakes hard as fuck! it was freaking hilarious....they walked back together bullshitting and laughing it off afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Ever had a car break down while driving it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Parked: Murceilago, Gallardo, F40, 550, Modena, Mondial, DB9, Bentley Continental, R8, M everything, GT350 vert, Countless Mercedes, NSX, Porsches, BMWs, Audis, et al. Never took anything out of a car. Got a 200 dollar tip for Driving a drunken member home in his NSX. Hot boxed a sales weasel's mini van. Hid mussels under the rear seat of a CJ7 on a 95 degree stretch of 3 days. Had to help more than one idiot get the key out of the Saab center console. (You have to put it in reverse with the key off) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supplicium Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Notice any music patterns with certain types of cars? Anything off the wall or unexpected that sticks out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 this thead is hilarious. now should you still tip a valet where they have ONLY valet parking?....no other options except taking a taxi or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 i wanna be a valet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Thanks for the shades:cool: Fuck you, I want both pairs back. :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 ever had someone hide in the car and scare the shit out of you? No but I had someone pull the fake snake trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 smoked illigal substances with the windows up to hold the smoke in the car. My Grandma told me her and her friends did it to a valet in Vegas a few years ago. I couldn't stop laughing when i kept wondering what the valet was thinking when 5 old, white haired women got out of an old school smoked out caddy. All the time, there will always also be beer in the cup holder and a joint in the ash tray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 When do you expect the tip.. on the way in? on the way out? what if a person tips on the way in, will you remember that when they leave so you don't think they are cheap? Pay on the way in and tip on the way out. If you tip on the way in we usually write it on the ticket so it will be remembered. If your one of those people that gives a 20 and expects to be parked up front do it on the way in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Ever had a car break down while driving it? No knock on wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Notice any music patterns with certain types of cars? Anything off the wall or unexpected that sticks out? Not really its mostly 107.5 and 97.9 as I am right next to arena district and people are about to go out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 this thead is hilarious. now should you still tip a valet where they have ONLY valet parking?....no other options except taking a taxi or something... yes I make 3.60 to 4.50 an hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Andrew parked a hummer for me once, it came back crashed. I was not satisfied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Andrew parked a hummer for me once, it came back crashed. I was not satisfied. Sorry, it got airborn:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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