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This sound like a scam to anyone else?


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How many times has the vehicle been re-painted? At least 20 times. I get bored with the colors often. Right now it is hot pink.

 

 

How many miles are on it? 5

 

Hope the oil is changed. No I just put more oil in when it runs out. No need to change

 

Has the car been in any accidents? None that I remember but I drink A LOT!!!

 

How many people have owned the vehicle? This is classified information.

 

Why are you selling the Vehicle? Hookers and blow

 

Hope the title papers is ready. It is in crayon I hope that is ok. Hot pink.

 

Has the Vehicle ever been flooded or declared a loss

by an insurance company No because I don't believe in insurance that is not American at all.

 

My bottom line price will be 10 8balls and at least 2 hookers (female twins) on rent for 24 hours or more. They have to be willing to do anything required to get me off. They must not be afraid of fecal matter and anal balls. Watersports will be required or there will be no deal. I am very firm on teh watersports. NO EXCEPTIONS.

 

You are good at bringing the LULZ

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Reply with the following.

 

 

How many times has the vehicle been re-painted? At least 20 times. I get bored with the colors often. Right now it is hot pink.

 

 

How many miles are on it? 5

 

Hope the oil is changed. No I just put more oil in when it runs out. No need to change

 

Has the car been in any accidents? None that I remember but I drink A LOT!!!

 

How many people have owned the vehicle? This is classified information.

 

Why are you selling the Vehicle? Hookers and blow

 

Hope the title papers is ready. It is in crayon I hope that is ok. Hot pink.

 

Has the Vehicle ever been flooded or declared a loss

by an insurance company No because I don't believe in insurance that is not American at all.

 

My bottom line price will be 10 8balls and at least 2 hookers (female twins) on rent for 24 hours or more. They have to be willing to do anything required to get me off. They must not be afraid of fecal matter and anal balls. Watersports will be required or there will be no deal. I am very firm on teh watersports. NO EXCEPTIONS.

 

Disturbing, but full of win.

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