Guest Removed Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 A lady walks into an expensive rug store. She sees a rug she likes, walks over to look at it, and as she's bending over to feel the texture, she lets fly a whopper of a fart. When she turns around, there's a salesman standing there. She says, "How much does this rug cost?" He says, "Lady, if you farted just from touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 ahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 this reminds me of a game... called box... on a rug.... no hands or knees, just standing... grab it with your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 this reminds me of a game... called box... on a rug.... no hands or knees, just standing... grab it with your mouth. :confused: Is this some sort of lesbo game? J/K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 no really.. you take a box and cut the top off... you gotta grab it with your mouth off the carpet i suppose it COULD be. ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 this reminds me of a game... called box... on a rug.... no hands or knees, just standing... grab it with your mouth. Did you even read the joke? Isnt that a stupid game mtv made up so the commentary would be funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 yea i saw it on mtv but ive also seen it. and yes.. funny joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted June 16, 2009 Report Share Posted June 16, 2009 Harry's reading the paper at breakfast and he says, "Look at this. Another beautiful actress is gonna marry a football player who's a total dope. I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives." His wife says, "Thank you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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