SRTurbo04 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 ok im bored at work whos got come good jokes. from another site or made up they must be good. try to stay away from teh dirrty ones as im at work lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted June 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 NO BODYS got good jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 So... this baby seal walks into a club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melanie Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Shit, just posted one in a tread then saw this. Check out my "funny car joke" thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Paul, look in a Mirror? KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 ok im bored at work whos got come good jokes. from another site or made up they must be good. try to stay away from teh dirrty ones as im at work lol Your 1/4 mile times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted June 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Paul, look in a Mirror? KillJoy ooo SNAP!!! Your 1/4 mile times? says the man with a slow ass benz at the molment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted June 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 cr is failing me with the good jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Knock knock... who's there Go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eye_of_the_Beholder Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eye_of_the_Beholder Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Jesus may be able to walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eye_of_the_Beholder Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 What is green, three inches long, and smells like pork? Kermit's finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1647545496 Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 2 guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 'Two strawberries were sitting in the bathtub, one said to the other 'can you pass the soap' the other replies 'what the fuck do I look like, a typewriter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Two soldiers are coming home after being away for 5 years in WWII. On the ride home, one soldier brags to the the other about how he hasn't had sex in so long that he's gonna "really give it to the old lady." The other doesn't say much because he has respect for his wife and their privacy. Soldier one comes home to a lonely wife. Sure enough, they have sex multiple times and she acheives multiple orgasms. Very satisfied and pleased, the soldier falls asleep in his wife's arms. Soldier two comes home to find out his wife died 2 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Your 1/4 mile times? 'Two strawberries were sitting in the bathtub, one said to the other 'can you pass the soap' the other replies 'what the fuck do I look like, a typewriter? Best one yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 What do you call a fish with no eye? FSH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleguy Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 So a bear and a pony are walking through the forest. When they are walking they find the eagle. The bear says to the eagle, "Hey Eagle, pony doesn't feel very good". The eagle says to the bear, "why doesn't the pony tell me himself?" The pony says, "because I'm a little horse". Bwahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other "You man the guns, and I'll drive" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted June 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 2 guys walk into a bar, the third one duckshahahaha Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other "You man the guns, and I'll drive" god i love easy dumb jokes there always the best lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Do you like fishdicks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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