Crossle Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Me: Hey, can I tap that? Girlfirend: Babe! Lol are you spending the night? Hehehehe Me: If your lucky Girlfriend: Phone call to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bam Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: hey what up her: nothing just answering phones me: when you gonna let me tap that her: well how about after the kids are asleep me: haha cool wow, that was easy, lol. i know if i wouldve beat around the bush it wouldn't have been that easy, so what gives? hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: hey what up her: nothing just answering phones me: when you gonna let me tap that her: well how about after the kids are asleep me: haha cool wow, that was easy, lol. i know if i wouldve beat around the bush it wouldn't have been that easy, so what gives? hahah maybe there is no bush..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: so i have a question... her:hey! yeah? me: so when you gonna let me tap that? her: Excuse me?? me: you heard me her:never, sorry hun me: what if i just piitb? her: ...... me: please? : ) her: maybe classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 (edited) me: Ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that? her: Grow up. Then I was thinking of not sending it to my ex-wife, but I thought it was for a good cause so I did anyhow. me: When you gonna let me tap that? her: EW! go away me: What if I just PIITB? You like that. her: Don't talk to me again. I don't have anyone fun in my phonebook. Edited July 29, 2009 by verse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh8sti Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: when can i tap that? her: im confused me: Its a simple question, when is it gonna happen? her: I havent talked to you in 6 months, where is this coming from? me: Honestly, i saw it on a car forum im on....thought id try it out but your shitting on my party. Just answer the damn question. her: huh? me: Do i need to sign language it to you? Bottom line, i want to be cool. can i tap it now? Honesty should get me some action. her: im in powell, call me. me: This nicole? her:is this michael? hahaha me: yeah...so ay, when you gonna let me tap that? her: your so funny, i miss you michael, where are you? me: Its a simple question, now, you gona let me in or what? her: You dont want in right now me: what you killin a baby in there? her:whats wrong with you?! me: i am not scared of blood. her: that, and im a virgin me: lol no your not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 earning those red wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinergi Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 hahahah this will all end in bad things Agreed, but it can be fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I got the ol "are you on drugs?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 LOL....my wife me: Hey, real quick, can I tap that? her: ???? Is this meant 4 me? me: Well, ya her: Ya, you can tap this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 ^^^LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Why did I turn my text messaging off. Now I have to call verizon. Epic thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 haha... just txt'd the wife again... me: when can I tap that? her: you did last night me: so? that was last night her: hold on, let me see if my mom will watch the kid tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 txt'd my fiance me: hey can i tap that her: Tap who? me: tap that ass her: is this john. cause john never says that. he just says lets fuck lol she got me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comebackkid Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Funny ass thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 haha... just txt'd the wife again... me: when can I tap that? her: you did last night me: so? that was last night her: hold on, let me see if my mom will watch the kid tonight lol nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 ive only had two guys text me.. and i had to start one of them. come on guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: When are you going to let me tap that? her: Excuse me? me: You read me, sexay. her: No. I don't know what you mean. I'm pretty sure we have had sex. me: So? her: ? me: I'm asking when we will do it again her: Tonight. You are horny I'm assuming? me: yes her: ok but please do not refer to it as tapping ever again. I need to find one that gets all pissy and defensive for pure win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Me:Hey when can I come over and tap that....? Her: How long will it take you to get here??? Me: on the way I win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 liar^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Me:Hey when can I come over and tap that....? Her: How long will it take you to get here??? Me: on the way I win f that you dont win. 1 shes your wife 2 shes pregnant lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 ive only had two guys text me.. and i had to start one of them. come on guys. I can't text you if I don't have your number. My text with the wife Me: When am I going to tap that? Her: Whenever you want. Me: How about now? Her: OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: lol no your not. I lol'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: When are you going to let me tap that? her: Excuse me? me: You read me, sexay. her: No. I don't know what you mean. I'm pretty sure we have had sex. me: So? her: ? me: I'm asking when we will do it again her: Tonight. You are horny I'm assuming? me: yes her: ok but please do not refer to it as tapping ever again. LOL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Zing! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/CLovaR1/3_.jpg sorry for repost....deleted other pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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