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me: hey what up

her: nothing just answering phones

me: when you gonna let me tap that

her: well how about after the kids are asleep

me: haha cool

 

wow, that was easy, lol. i know if i wouldve beat around the bush it wouldn't have been that easy, so what gives? hahah

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me: hey what up

her: nothing just answering phones

me: when you gonna let me tap that

her: well how about after the kids are asleep

me: haha cool

 

wow, that was easy, lol. i know if i wouldve beat around the bush it wouldn't have been that easy, so what gives? hahah

 

maybe there is no bush.....

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me: so i have a question...

her:hey! yeah?

me: so when you gonna let me tap that?

her: Excuse me??

me: you heard me

her:never, sorry hun

me: what if i just piitb?

her: ......

me: please? : )

her: maybe

 

classic

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me: Ay girl, when you gonna let me tap that?

her: Grow up.

 

Then I was thinking of not sending it to my ex-wife, but I thought it was for a good cause so I did anyhow.

 

me: When you gonna let me tap that?

her: EW! go away

me: What if I just PIITB? You like that.

her: Don't talk to me again.

 

I don't have anyone fun in my phonebook.

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me: when can i tap that?

her: im confused

me: Its a simple question, when is it gonna happen?

her: I havent talked to you in 6 months, where is this coming from?

me: Honestly, i saw it on a car forum im on....thought id try it out but your shitting on my party. Just answer the damn question.

her: huh?

me: Do i need to sign language it to you? Bottom line, i want to be cool. can i tap it now? Honesty should get me some action.

her: im in powell, call me.

 

me: This nicole?

her:is this michael? hahaha

me: yeah...so ay, when you gonna let me tap that?

her: your so funny, i miss you michael, where are you?

me: Its a simple question, now, you gona let me in or what?

her: You dont want in right now

me: what you killin a baby in there?

her:whats wrong with you?!

me: i am not scared of blood.

her: that, and im a virgin

me: lol no your not.

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me: When are you going to let me tap that?

her: Excuse me?

me: You read me, sexay.

her: No. I don't know what you mean. I'm pretty sure we have had sex.

me: So?

her: ?

me: I'm asking when we will do it again

her: Tonight. You are horny I'm assuming?

me: yes

her: ok but please do not refer to it as tapping ever again.

 

 

I need to find one that gets all pissy and defensive for pure win.

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ive only had two guys text me.. and i had to start one of them. come on guys.

 

I can't text you if I don't have your number.

 

 

My text with the wife

Me: When am I going to tap that?

Her: Whenever you want.

Me: How about now?

Her: OK

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me: When are you going to let me tap that?

her: Excuse me?

me: You read me, sexay.

her: No. I don't know what you mean. I'm pretty sure we have had sex.

me: So?

her: ?

me: I'm asking when we will do it again

her: Tonight. You are horny I'm assuming?

me: yes

her: ok but please do not refer to it as tapping ever again.

 

 

LOL!!!!

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